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everything I say is a joke

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

There are more English speakers in India to write the history books in print and online than there are in America.

[Neel Somani @neelsomani]

They don't want you to know about the bus. It is somewhat like a cheaper version of Uber

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@mehreenkasana

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@righteousritard I used to consume those PUA stuff when I was 18-22. That stuff unironically made me better with women. But couldn’t find someone who was compatible in most aspects. Got (arranged) married in Jan this year. Couldn’t be happier.

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@ImDtF24 @nikkitikkitaffi @CoachJeff_ @thehill The new-age “journalists” seem to measure their credibility by how much click traffic they are able to generate. These are their metrics.

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@LouisDe13974695 @VolkischGent @LatinxPutler You’re willing to copulate with a cousin or sister if that ensures you’re kids will be beautiful?