monkeyfist

Professional bridge salesman

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

Thank you! It's so bad atp I get horny listening to women being flirty in a regular fucking voice

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@BeerStix Thank you! It's so bad atp I get horny listening to women being flirty in a regular fucking voice

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

I COULD HAVE FUCKING DIED

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@PinstripeBungle @XiahouMaa Tbh as a seattleite idk if I could handle this myself. I prefer the healthy societal dynamics of the pnw, where everyone is nice and nobody is ever your friend

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@PunishedHoots Better a friendly reminder than a gentle reminder tbh

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@macsquirelera I would say that central vowels would be too close to the others but considering how much is clustered here already that seems comical

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@QuestingRefuge What counts as running away? I don't think I'd qualify regardless, but there's a big difference between "wandered off somewhere until I got bored" and "caught a bus to another state and never looked back"

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

Excuse me while I have a mini existential crisis

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

So I'm not a blue check and don't plan on becoming one, but I've come to the horrifying conclusion that I do tweet like one. Nothing clever or interesting ever, just obvious bullshit phrased in a slightly awkward and uninteresting way

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@MaxKriegerVG This is an extremely normal amount of gross for anyone tbh. I mean it's still slightly gross when it someone else but I wouldn't judge anyone for it

[💙🌘❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

"Japan is an unproblematic country free of issues" I hate to break it to you guys but the vending machine at Harajuku station that sells strawberry milk has been out of service for a week, don't believe what you read online

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@Saatvata @azforeman Ubykh is a language we have records of, so it's not really the same as a reconstructed proto lang. (In addition, a lot of languages with vertical vowels have large consonant inventories - the vowel backness contrast has been transformed in 2ndary articulations on consonants)

[Andrew Curran @AndrewCurran_]

It turns out music, movies, entertainment, and society in general peaked during the exact time period when you, the person reading this, were a teenager.

[Felix @felix_red_panda]

Neuralink started a compression challenge. They're asking for people to find methods to losslessly (!!) compress files to 1/200th (!) the size but the files are extremely noisy so thats certainly not possible 🙁 (spectrogram of one randomly chosen file for illustration)

[🦈 Keiki a ka Pueo 🦈 @koaakapueo]

Are we sure it was hubris and not Boeing that killed Icarus?

[monkeyfist @monkeyfist17]

@Rrrrnessa I literally have serbian relatives who support Palestine *because* they see the serbs in the 90s as Palestine and NATO as Israel, it's wild (and disappointing)