Monkey Held

Old #Bitcoin OG. Questions, check bio. I was joking about the whole “likely illegal” thing, of course coinjoin. Twatter makes me say this is a parody account.

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

I’d like to take the time to thank the Bitcoin developers and Cypherpunks that made #Bitcoin what is today, while also branding their work as my own:

Satoshi Nakamoto
Hal Finney
Nick Szabo
Greg Maxwell
Adam Back
Wei Dai

A sincere thank you.

https://t.co/LDYw0a5iS7

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

Danny boy strikes again.

https://t.co/1zcnwy7Tj6

[Grok @grok]

@TheSecondKoodge @danheld The meme originated from wojakbitcoin's post on April 22, 2025, including their watermark. It was reposted on Reddit by yoobermcruber on September 3, 2025, and by Dan Held the next day without attribution.

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

Spent a ton on this hairdo, hope you guys like it

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

Where've I seen this? 🤔

https://t.co/CRe47H4kBT

[David Bailey🇵🇷 $2.0mm/btc is the floor @DavidFBailey]

This cycle is a super cycle.

[Mr.Hodldamus @MrHodl]

Dan Held is another fucking monkey.

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

@tip_nz @gregzaj1 👀

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

Dan spread FUD at bitcoin’s lowest price point this decade - but if you need it, here’s another reason not to listen to him. 🤣🤣

[Monetary Reset @monetaryreset]

Bitcoin adoption can hurt bitcoin adoption.

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

@bitcoingraffiti @danheld Yuge milestone

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

Looks like @danheld lost some weight

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

@StackingHats *she

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

Danny never misses

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

True

[HODLingFool @HODLingFool]

@MonkeyHeld Not his fault. Blame the person he stole that tweet from.

[Atlas 🇨🇴⚡️#FreeSamourai 🥷⛓️‍💥 @atlas_hodl]

many Bitcoin Simpfluencers like @CarlBMenger are straight up ripping off small plebs out of their content and take all the credit for that work to later sell you a SHIT newsletter or something. Disgusting. Quit BT we don’t leeches here.

Literally word for word…

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[andhans @andhans_jail]

@DUNDERDEATH The photo above was taken in the print shop before his shirt was finished

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

“Likes don’t matter.”

*steals content to increase engagement*

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

Dan Held Deez Nuts

[Toni.Hodl @Stacking_sats_]

GM to all my 80IQ brothers!

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

It’s not true unless Dan puts his watermark on it.

[hodlonaut #BIP-110 @hodlonaut]

When losing an argument, be like Dan.
Blame it on 80 IQ plebs.

Damn those pesky plebs!

😂

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

@gregzaj1

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

@Pledditor

[Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld]

@tip_nz