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world’s dearest pervert

[fia @monkeyluver42]

officer poop

[fia @monkeyluver42]

what if instead of love island it was called nut island and a new pistachio shell entered the villa

[fia @monkeyluver42]

talk potty to me baby

[fia @monkeyluver42]

bird chorus:
there’s some seeds in this nest!
there’s some seeds in this nest!
there’s some seeds in this nest!

cardi bird:
certified freak and i got a beak
wet-ass cloaca
make that pullout game weak

[fia @monkeyluver42]

i’ll keep you my gassy little brap hog (gassy little brap hog)

[fia @monkeyluver42]

missing my child’s birth because i’m seeing the spittle boys three live in concert

[fia @monkeyluver42]

tying up my hair to give head but then unhinging my jaw like a snake and coughing up a century egg

[fia @monkeyluver42]

@communicat1022 let me tell you about piggy brapps

[fia @monkeyluver42]

@communicat1022 have you heard of piggy brapps

[fia @monkeyluver42]

nobody knows that behind hit tweet “officer poop” sits a beautiful and salacious woman

[fia @monkeyluver42]

finally manning up and going no contact with the flock of meddlesome birds that trails in my wake

[fia @monkeyluver42]

gay jigsaw: i want to play a game. if you want to escape this room the key is in my butt put your fingers in my butt

[fia @monkeyluver42]

giving my homunculus son a bite of hamburger helper before i euthanize him

[fia @monkeyluver42]

@fartchop no you are poop smear !

[fia @monkeyluver42]

who wants to play monkey poop smear

[fia @monkeyluver42]

invented a new game called monkey poop smear where i cover my naked body in caca and writhe around on top of you

[steak @communicat1022]

My interscrotal tissue is so saggy you could nurse a small marsupial inside of it like mommy’s supple gentle pouch

[fia @monkeyluver42]

@hautesque thank god it’s just a hypothetical… could you even imagine? gee whiz!

[fia @monkeyluver42]

what if instead of rumspringa it was bumspringa and it was all about discovering big bouncing butts or some crazy fucking crap

[fia @monkeyluver42]

trad-pole who makes tiktoks on how to cook homemade pond scum