Alisimo

Not always Present, not always correct.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS FAFO

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@darrengrimes Look at you being funny and edgy! Awww, well done hun, my slides are splitting!

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

In the 8 years since the referendum, there have been 3 general elections, during which, 6 different prime ministers, have come up with 4 different Brexit deals, none of which the Brexiters like.

Yet the same Brexiters who insisted that voting on those deals would break democracy, want to call a general election, because they don't like the result of the one we had 4 months ago.

These people are toddlers.

[Dom✨ @footy_road]

Kelleher for Liverpool whenever Alisson is injured

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@PolitlcsUK @GuidoFawkes So what?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I watched this 11 times and I can’t stop!!

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@JaneyGodley Sending ❤️

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@Trump_ton Meal deal

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@Haggis_UK Nothing more than a grifter

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@PolitlcsUK 😂

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

The only person who's had a worse D-Day is Hitler

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@PolitlcsUK Another u turn on the list

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@fesshole Ever thought it might be you?

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@GraemeKelly1 Haaland 21 touches of the ball in 99 mins, 1 sight of goal. He's right, Van Dijk did send him in 4 different directions.

[Liverpool FC Help @LFCHelp]

📢If your ticket is showing a barcode, please remove from the wallet and re download from the original email. The ticket should then show a QR code which will allow entry into the turnstile.⚽️🔴

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@empireofthekop 🤡

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@sueperkins Spoons would probably make better Tory MPs.

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@Joey7Barton The keeper said it was a pen 💁

[Alisimo @monkeymoonnuts]

@Rachel_Durand He is genuinely a game changer, can't wait to see him after pre season