Monkey;

Geeky type of guy. Perfectly settled down with husbear @DJGaryBaldy

Passed away 12th January 2020

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

Thought I'd share this photo for no apparent reason other than I like it. #Manchester #Piccadilly

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

Its is with great sadness that I have to report the death of Iain the author of this Twitter account.

He was my soulmate. Goodness knows I @DJGaryBaldy ain't half going to miss him.

Rest in peace Monkey you were a good human being.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk Care to tell us which miracle yoga exercise this is? Or shall we just work our way through them all?

[Adam Maidment @AdamMaidment]

Police are urgently trying to find a man from Burnage with dementia who went missing this morning. Please RT and share. @MENnewsdesk https://t.co/8VylOFA2I1

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

So after a lot of transport kerfuffle we finally made the round trip to Oldham and my back has got a date with a nuclear arm.

I honestly couldn't have even got this far without my true knight in shining armour (that's you in case you hadn't guessed @DJGaryBaldy xxxx)

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@russty_russ Cant talk, too busy on IRC

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk What if the driver argues the meter is correct? Great use of police time as theres no guarantee they will give up due to extra mileage caused by a flooded relief rd.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk Why is the photo taken from crotch level? If you want to enforce hairstyles, try North Korea.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@SalfordCouncil @EmiratesFACup A tad ironic that a UAE state airline sponsored stadium doesn't think #EveryMindMatters when it comes to who you are and who you fall in love with

That the mind is then incarcerated, or killed. Just because their mind matters.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

It's taken a week, but I've finally cried. All it took was the right song.

On Monday I was diagnosed with spine cancer. I cant have chemo so its palliative care and treatment till whenever.

@DJGaryBaldy is my rock and always will be, my amazing husband xxx

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk Seems like his own family can't stick this vitriolic queen. Shopped by his own brother. Ha!

Won't be long before he rubs a bear or skinhead up the wrong way.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

Jesus, every time I log in to @Namecheap there's a problem

Password not recognised - it's stored in the browser
E-mail not recognised - you mailed me here
Domain not recognised - it's 5 letters long

Finally, password reset. 2FA code not recognised, again
Just to add a new card

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk "I came up with the idea as I saw my Dad doing the same thing when I was little."

So your dad came up with the idea. Helping you save so you nick the credit.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk The question for @CadburyUK is will it taste like the original versions or have they stuffed it full of #palmoil/'vegetable' oil like every other of their childhood favourites they've ruined?

Bad for taste, disaster for the environment

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

Watching Mark on @TJCSHOPPING selling some driving visor.

Instills great confidence when the quoted bits on the box is written in some third rate pidgin English. I'd suggest you stick it somewhere but it wouldn't be the windscreen of a moving vehicle. @AvidTVShopper

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@russty_russ I remember having to record both for my primary school teacher mum. It was easier to do it at home than secure the single school vhs!

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@AngryBeetham Go on, show us your naked fringe

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk Please dont tell me they're stopping scam and go pay by cheque too? Or worse, postal order!!!

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk Martin Lewis no doubt recommends you cut back on gym memberships you're only going to use a couple of times a year, as this ad placement proves.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk Should have responded with his weight gain merely matching her gain in crows feet.

[Monkey; @monkeypigs]

@MENnewsdesk Better tip, buy some sugar soap concentrate from the DIY aisle in Wilkos (not the pre-mixed stuff), make a weak solution, spray, leave, wipe, rinse. Don't spend a week shifting pink crud from your oven.