Its is with great sadness that I have to report the death of Iain the author of this Twitter account.
He was my soulmate. Goodness knows I @DJGaryBaldy ain't half going to miss him.
Rest in peace Monkey you were a good human being.
Police are urgently trying to find a man from Burnage with dementia who went missing this morning. Please RT and share. @MENnewsdesk https://t.co/8VylOFA2I1
So after a lot of transport kerfuffle we finally made the round trip to Oldham and my back has got a date with a nuclear arm.
I honestly couldn't have even got this far without my true knight in shining armour (that's you in case you hadn't guessed @DJGaryBaldy xxxx)
@MENnewsdesk What if the driver argues the meter is correct? Great use of police time as theres no guarantee they will give up due to extra mileage caused by a flooded relief rd.
@SalfordCouncil@EmiratesFACup A tad ironic that a UAE state airline sponsored stadium doesn't think #EveryMindMatters when it comes to who you are and who you fall in love with
That the mind is then incarcerated, or killed. Just because their mind matters.
It's taken a week, but I've finally cried. All it took was the right song.
On Monday I was diagnosed with spine cancer. I cant have chemo so its palliative care and treatment till whenever.
@DJGaryBaldy is my rock and always will be, my amazing husband xxx
@MENnewsdesk Seems like his own family can't stick this vitriolic queen. Shopped by his own brother. Ha!
Won't be long before he rubs a bear or skinhead up the wrong way.
Jesus, every time I log in to @Namecheap there's a problem
Password not recognised - it's stored in the browser
E-mail not recognised - you mailed me here
Domain not recognised - it's 5 letters long
Finally, password reset. 2FA code not recognised, again
Just to add a new card
@MENnewsdesk "I came up with the idea as I saw my Dad doing the same thing when I was little."
So your dad came up with the idea. Helping you save so you nick the credit.
@MENnewsdesk The question for @CadburyUK is will it taste like the original versions or have they stuffed it full of #palmoil/'vegetable' oil like every other of their childhood favourites they've ruined?
Bad for taste, disaster for the environment
Watching Mark on @TJCSHOPPING selling some driving visor.
Instills great confidence when the quoted bits on the box is written in some third rate pidgin English. I'd suggest you stick it somewhere but it wouldn't be the windscreen of a moving vehicle. @AvidTVShopper
@MENnewsdesk Martin Lewis no doubt recommends you cut back on gym memberships you're only going to use a couple of times a year, as this ad placement proves.
@MENnewsdesk Better tip, buy some sugar soap concentrate from the DIY aisle in Wilkos (not the pre-mixed stuff), make a weak solution, spray, leave, wipe, rinse. Don't spend a week shifting pink crud from your oven.