Monkeysemma ╪

A massive Take That fan who loves going to concerts, festivals and the theatre. Supporter of the mighty Cherries 🍒🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧💂🏻‍♀️❤️

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and said "you know theres a whole website of guys like you, right." she meant https://t.co/GdEyaP9CoQ. she knew the name off the top of her head. i have questions

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story time with my coffee. my neighbour knocked at 7 this morning to return a package that went to her by mistake. i opened the door in a towel. she handed me the box, looked down, looked back up

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she keeps sneaking looks at it. confession: is it even a secret at that point? https://t.co/rLUfZabvSV #carflash

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https://t.co/rLUfZac3It

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pov: tuesday, 7am, and the supermarket is basically empty

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best customer service ive had all year, and she doesnt even work there. https://t.co/GdEyaP9CoQ

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case in point
https://t.co/NKMXDImLG2

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sunday buses are quieter. people look more

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the rest
https://t.co/rLUfZac3It

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a smile can tell you everything. let me explain

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most people who catch it look away fast, or go red, or suddenly need something from the other end of the store. she smiled, a real one, like she'd just been let in on a secret. and then she stayed for the rest #latina #smile

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Looks like I’ve been hacked. Can’t change my password. Sorry if more blow jobs are uploaded, they are not from me.

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@MattPinner_ Driver

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@DanW2Capital @markmcadamtv Always said he would stay if his family are happy and I don’t think his wife is happy in England. Great guy!

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Traitors, I miss you already. Claudia Winkleman’s emotions at the end ❤️🥲.

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@GjbNoize @Don_Falcone2 Funny how he’s been convicted of assaulting two police officers. Fact checking websites are also full of shit.