Eddie the red nosed bastard

I've got a fucking monkeys head for a start. The best/fastest fruit and veg pusher in the east mids, And i can pull off a pony tail

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@50cent @TommyBizzle003

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@DaveMac96173196 Shag him If you want

[Halima Khan @HalimaNyomi]

It’s 2023 and Tommy Robinson is more leftwing than the leader of the Labour Party.

The world really is ending, because Tommy isn’t entirely wrong here.
https://t.co/o5JNPJrNaO

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@DionDublinsDube Fucking hell Dion slow down you party animal

[CharlotteEmmaUK 💫 @CharlotteEmmaUK]

…..excuse me? 🤮 👢

At least he’s got a mask under his chin though? https://t.co/OGzjEAMf51

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@433 Emile Heskey

[i like food @messedupfoods]

https://t.co/Bj7pUBD89h

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@DeadlineDayLive A billion

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Had a wank down stairs while my wife was asleep. Couldn't find the tissue so finished in my hand. Then heard her heading down stairs. Panicked so did the only thing I could think of and ate it. I'm sorry to every woman who I ever made do that.

[Football Remind ⚽️ @FootballRemind]

You must have worn a pair of these… no colours here, just brilliant black boots!

Which were your favourites?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I desperately needed a shit at a party after hoofing some really speedy cocaine. After a particularly messy deposit I realised there was no toilet paper. I was forced to use their Ralph Lauren hand towels. I buried them in their front garden with my bare hands

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@StoolFootball Yeah 100% intentional this kind of stuff was drilled into me get any advantage to win at all cost hurt your opponent if at all possible treat them like a piece if shit intimidate them and the battle is won

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was a young teenager I oddly assumed that gay people like anal sex because if someone came in your ass, you'd get this awesome anal orgasm. So I wanked and poured my cum into a little plastic water pistol, and fired it up my my ass. Didn't get any kind of anal orgasm.

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@Tiddy071183 @clownworld Wool for hair

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@clownworld They all chanted blm after

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Julian Joachim vs Coventry, 1996.

[Eddie the red nosed bastard @monkeyshead99]

@Tiddy071183 @90sfootball The man could bag