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Bitter blue and all round miserable cunt. Enjoys pain-killers.

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@talkSPORT Cockney muppet.

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@RetroMCFC Feels like the last fucking time we beat them!

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@ZiaYusufUK 3 people from Clacton were interviewed for this.

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@UTDIMole Rodri?

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@City_Xtra @CrossyDailyStar If anyone has the misfortune of remembering Gary Megson’s crab football, this guy will deliver it billionaire style.
I’ve never been more happy to be proven wrong obvs!!!

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

If you understand Britain as less a democracy and more a creepy, backward village in the woods ruled by a clique of malicious elders who periodically sacrifice a bunch of their children to their eldritch pagan gods to improve the harvest, then this stuff makes *a lot* more sense.

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@flying_rodent Aye not so forgiving for the man with sparrow’s legs tho!!

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@GunnerMike3 @RCorless33 @MushyRB @the115blues As is wait for a title.

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@MaybePod @Greenie_34 In my all time top 5. A graceful CB but was a pre-Rodri Rodri when played in DMF.

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@barneyfarmer That made me laugh way more than it should.

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I just want it to wank me off.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Joanna Maciejewska with some truths about A.I. Do you agree? Credit: @awlilnatty

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

The 2029 election is going to be about Punish The Lying Villains yet again, with both Labour the Tories getting wrecked. It is IMO highly optimistic to assume that in this scenario, the media emphasis will be on walloping Reform, when e.g. the Greens will need to be stomped upon

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@JenoMozes @RBReich I’ll have “things that never happened” please Bob.

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@flying_rodent Ad infinitum.

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@ManCityMEN 6th is generous!

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@haigh_jimmy @malonebarry 🤣

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@JibothySkimms Ha ha! You like looking at nuts.

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@ExtremeFootbal4 Steve Coogan?

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Proper kit. Red socks, white shorts. Magic.

[Football Park Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FP_Scotland]

🗓️| 𝙊𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙮

𝟏𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟎: 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟐-𝟏 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧

An early Stuart McCall strike and a late Mo Johnston penalty secured the points and a vital win for Andy Roxburgh’s Scotland in their second group match in Genoa during Italia 90