Stephen Downing

Dad of 6 kids (although 1 is questionable and possibly feral) way more entertaining in person....just!

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@YodelOnline @what3words Apparently my wife’s parcel had an attempted delivery yesterday and we got left a card, funny really seeing as I was home all day and we have a Ring doorbell and nobody even came into our garden apart from the postman. Need to educate your delivery drivers on not chatting shit!

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@KCTpartners Hi, I’ve been emailing and trying to call to discuss the estate of my late Uncle. Could somebody in your company get in touch with me please.

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

Old boy enjoying the sun. https://t.co/Mdod8TCXYS

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@weetabix @HeinzUK @downing_82

[Weetabix @weetabix]

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

https://t.co/okJlxo5KBc

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/dUJ0k36sPo

[Will Forte @OrvilleIV]

Looks like MacGruber’s coming to the ‘cock 🦚💥🇺🇸

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

Can someone please explain how the hell this works?!!!! https://t.co/iDdamR6Zzv

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

He’s not dead, just an idiot. https://t.co/Pm8zqm3S2C

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@LxPepper They’ll just get offended that someone created a channel just for them. Then they’ll start an uprising called ‘snowflake-ism) then they’ll ban snow and shit!

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@Addison_Peacock I’m from England and we used to get shouted at for not doing our homework or getting into class 2mins late.

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@astrotour2010 @NotTodayPod @YorkshireTea You’ve given too much thought to this I think. The only distance Yorkshire tea should travel is from the shop, to the cup.

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@RalphGarman @eddiepence watched the trailer for ‘The Toxic Avenger’ Jesus Christ! Is it a comedy? Low budget porn? Horror? Made on a budget of $1000? It seriously can’t get better, can it?!

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

Got bored, made silly little speaker thing for phone, actually works ok, absolutely shocked. Now for the next boredom project! https://t.co/nee96Hh7X3

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@dj_davepearce @YouTube Appreciate it 👍

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@RalphGarman my wife just bought me this, what’s your favourite episode or episodes?

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@Addison_Peacock A Chedder Daddy? That’d be Gouda!

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@Addison_Peacock How much of a mess are we talking?

[Stephen Downing @monkeyste]

@Addison_Peacock There’s some people on Twitter that shouldn’t be allowed on here when their sober, let alone when drinking.