MarkAss Aurelius

Just another monkey with a keyboard.

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@Madximilian Fake af. Any lifelong republican would be the first to know the biggest threat to our nation is the modern day democrat. It's not even the same party anymore.

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@VICKAMANIA_ @Emilio2763 Goddess? Relax bro, she's not gonna have sex with you.

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@MatthewMKE98 I wonder if you'd be saying this if they were 6-0 with an amazing offense and a bad defense. Low IQ take

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@LaffyTaffy0112 I use people's opinion of Gobert as an NBA IQ test all the time.

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@JnPolkj @ConnieKRO1 No.

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@ConnieKRO1 If you are here illegally, you have to go. You cut the line. That is not fair to citizens or to the people who came here the legal way. I do not care that you were otherwise law-abiding. I do not care that you contributed. You had 30 years to fix your status and you did not.

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@skolallday27 Bro, you didnt think it was funny. It's ok. Move on. No need to announce it to the world and lecture people about what you think is appropriate humor.

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@DonBernovich @RealDanZak Take the L, dumbass.

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@JohnHTeasley Slapping is a good learning tool

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@yourdream3713 @oelma__ Shame is one of the best weapons we have to make ppl act right.

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@JohnFromCranber We wuz kangz n sheit

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@DrDebraSoh You've got it completely backwards. Disagreements happen in every relationship. The real test is how they handle them.

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@MikeSMillerArt Let me see your wife/gf.

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@ImmortanZit His*

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To To any women looking to get plastic surgery for vanity purposes: You don't look younger or better. You just look like someone who had plastic surgery.

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@jblairsanders The reason men want to repeal the 19th Amendment is because they believe women have demonstrated they do not use the right to vote responsibly.

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@Heather46970691 Repeal the 19th

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@TheCriticalDri2 It’s funny to me that so many women see behaving in a more masculine way as a form of women empowerment.

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@BobbyLawreubp9 How much farmland do we own in China?

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@IngrahamAngleRV To be fair, I'd save the dog over most people.