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i lahk monkeys

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@cryptoskunks That my friend is bullshit.

[steve a @monkeywobble]

c’mon mew year, no whammies!

[steve a @monkeywobble]

A million things going on in the world but my phone wants me to know

[steve a @monkeywobble]

Every time the kids finish a piece of fruit they try to sneak the sticker onto my shirt “so that we know if you change your shirt”.

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@cryptoskunks sounds familiar!

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@ian Nice! piddling 50lb here of bread flour. how are you storing it all?

[steve a @monkeywobble]

My kids found my airpods and were nice enough to make me a new case

[steve a @monkeywobble]

this thread is my favorite internet

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

{\__/} oh THERE you are!
( • . •)
/ > > 💢♨️🚷

{\__/} Jellyfish emoji, what were you doing
( • - •) with random signage?!
/ >♨️ 💢 🚷

{\__/}
(• - • ) if you need me, i'll be over here with
♨️< \ ᴊᴇʟʟʏғɪsʜ ᴇᴍᴏᴊɪ

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@elonmusk how about model X doors that dont dump water on passengers?

[steve a @monkeywobble]

stay classy seattle

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

Police seek to ID person of interest in Ballard stabbing, caught on surveillance earlier that night urinating on an animal hospital:
https://t.co/vsPM6PoW5c

[steve a @monkeywobble]

Not filled with confidence. Second time in about as many months ive been on a @united flight where the plane had to be ‘rebooted’ due to ‘technical difficulties’.

[steve a @monkeywobble]

https://t.co/lA6yTOdgT3 Thanks science. Now the only thing stopping us from turning into a race of space faring dogs is the mystery of why we can’t lick our own buttholes.

[steve a @monkeywobble]

2018 goal: 1 Lyft line ride where crypto currencies don’t come up. today is not that day.

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@PinholeCoffee @AmosGoldbaum Awesome! where do i get my Pinhole/Amos hoodie?

[NPR @NPR]

Fact-checking and analyzing President Trump's remarks on U.S. withdrawal from #ParisClimateAccord https://t.co/Fkf7C46Uiu

[steve a @monkeywobble]

wait.what.why would you

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@British_Airways I'm trying to register for an account like the folks at the terminal requested but verification emails aren't appearing ?

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@behmor @SpecialtyCoffee I want to go!

[steve a @monkeywobble]

@Nomiku oh no my Nomiku falsely detected low water overnight and ruined my turkey legs :(