Monk.

SAAS Beginner

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

Great news for the criminals

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

New app lets you see security cameras around you.

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

@joaoninamatos New meta : tell ai to add a typo

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

@JRDescendant tell me you're unemployed without telling me

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

@JamesIvings goated af 🔥 please keep us updated lmao !

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

@birk polar is cooking 🔥

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

what if the end goal isn’t users or revenue

what if you just need to prove that you can rebuild a better version of what a 20–50 person SaaS company but this time made with 2 engineers (you & codex), sleep deprivation, and pure spite

#forthespite #retardmaxxing

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

psychologist: what have you been dealing with lately?

me: compulsively converting delusions into GitHub repos.

domain.
Next.js.
Stripe.
zero users.
then I abandon the thing and spawn another one with npx create-next-app.

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

one day every software will have an MCP and you’ll just tell Claude:

create repo, generate logo, buy domain, spin up VPS, set up DNS, deploy, push, distribute.

wait a second !

we’re basically already there.

SE is becoming yelling intent at APIs in natural language.

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

when I first heard about the comand "git blame"

I genuinely thought it was a snitch command that exposed which mf committed the war crime

turns out that is basically what it does 🥀

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

@heysidoku good one, but the tree in the front could be better PNGs !

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

20 years ago, calling yourself a founder meant you actually built a company, had real customers, real problems, and some actual competence.

now every mf with a Vercel account, a Stripe link, and $69 ARR calls himself a serial entrepreneur.

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

is storing multiple AI API keys in an array and round-robinning them to dodge rate limits instead of paying like a functioning member of society legal?

asking strictly for scientific purposes

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

80 years ago, people were worried that one day you wouldn’t be able to distinguish a machine from a human in a text conversation.

now machines write essays, code, and letters while humans reply “real” “fr” and “💀”

we did not pass the turing test

we fucking inverted it

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

one time we had a group project at uni and one team put HTML & CSS in the “tech stack” slide

the way they presented that shit you’d think they were running a distributed event-driven architecture on Kafka with zero-downtime deploys

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

LinkedIn over-glamorizing mediocre achievements like launching your first todo app might be the cringiest thing on the internet.

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

@prpatel05 really ? I think failing in private doesn't even feel like failing

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

With the right agent skills, AI can already craft landing pages so polished they're almost impossible to distinguish from human-made work.

AI has basically passed the Turing test for UI/UX.

What do you think AI cracks next?

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

AI agents might be the greatest innovation of the past 100 years.

Agree or disagree?

[Monk. @monkmodeceo]

@charlesordo Gng you don't know what a joke is 🥀