Monkey A

Wife of a workaholic.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Had a horrid afternoon. I has been brought to my attention; being a workaholic is not hubby's entire reason for rarely being home :'( v sad

[Robert Sommerville @Ardwall_farm]

If this is what a yellow weather warning gives us then I wouldn't want to be out in a red one.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

@juicemaster oh thank you so much I will dm you now!

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

@juicemaster can you follow back please, I'm looking for advice but can't DM you. Thank you

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Major hype: The alarm was on and the inside doors were locked. Wish I'd read the article now, somewhat dissapointed!

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Omg bank left unlocked over weekend. Wonder if anyone ventured inside? I suppose must have, the staff would have kept it secret otherwise.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Oh it is bank holiday, what did I get up at six for?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

'Lion' spotted in an Essex field http://t.co/17JY0rPh

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Just saw the brightest dressed lady in my life to date. She was covered from head to toe in varying tones of fluorescent pink.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Didn't actually get round to fulfilling my desire to be mischievous earlier, therefore I still am in an unusual mood. Hubby best be alert!

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Going on an expedition with nephew and his friend in the rain.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Feeling bored and mischievous '~'.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

Did someone give me a pan-galactic gargle blaster last night? Ouch, brain will not allow me to open my eyes properly.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

I am going to boil my bones in the bath #humanstock

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

I cannot read more than one book at a time. I can finish a book in hours/days but could not concentrate on two books at once #pureconfusion

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

I have only met David twice: once at an Awards ceremony and another time when we were in bed together.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

#ff @AlligatorKiller if you are brave enough #panicbutton

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

#ff @pollyjradams some very amusing tweets and @Tom_Immins who's tweets have me laughing a lot.

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

#ff @GemskaF @ChloeWebster92 for a touch of normality (I said, "a touch"!)

[Monkey A @monkrian_a]

#ff For giving the number plate game a go @tinlarrick.