EricHThompson

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

@fun88eng Sir Les!!

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

@NigelGreenMedia @cowsurgeon @NewcastleHosps Get well soon mate

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

@NigelGreenMedia @cowsurgeon @NewcastleHosps Get well soon mate

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

Almiron: some player isn’t he?

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

We’ve got two pairs of tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs Man Utd on January 2nd at St James’ Park! Just follow & RT and we’ll pick two winners at random TONIGHT!

#NUFC #MUFC

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

@alanshearer .. you weren’t here either, but was that Mike Ashley I was stood next to?

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

@alanshearer He’s not in Macy’s ...

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

@alanshearer MrsT and me looked for you everywhere yesterday, can’t work out why we didn’t see you, it’s not THAT big a place!! 😂😂 we’ll be looking I Macy’s and Bloomingdales today apparently (MrsT ‘s choice!)

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP.

Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle.

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

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[FUN88 @fun88eng]

Ahead of @NUFC’s next Premier League home game we’re giving away a new 2018/19 home shirt AND a pair of tickets to #NUFC vs Leicester on Sat 29th Sept.

To enter:

🏃‍♂️ Follow @fun88eng
🔁 RT this tweet
🗣 Tell us your shirt size

Good luck 👍

[Charlie Austin @chazaustin10]

Think we need to appreciate this man!!! R9 https://t.co/pPlsujqNlr

[Newcastle Elite Ac @NEliteAcademy]

To be in with a chance to win Matt Ritchie signed football boots follow this account and retweet this tweet @the_dilsh @PaulDummett

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

I turned down Barcelona and Man Utd so I suspect the answer would have been the same ! https://t.co/T0QHtxfqrA

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

#NodoghnutNosexy

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

#NoDoughnutNosexy

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

Big Al Shearer is finally on Twitter! Looking forward to some interesting views on nufc! ⚽️

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

Unfortunate place for this bloke to stand at Heathrow airport today..

[EricHThompson @monkseatoneric]

@wthompson24 lol and Balamory!!!