ThingsMonkSays

These are famous words from Monk LaFren

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"Thinking about opening my own pizza shop!" 🍕

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"I want to Antonio Brown Right Foot her."

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"My most memorable moment of my entire life."

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"Can someone call my wallet? It's missing."

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"I liked my own photo on Instagram because I actually like it."

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"Televisions should have windscreen wipers."

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"Arts and crafts with mayo on my breakfast toast! What did I just make?"

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"They're not as good as bananas, but I like French fries!"

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"You can't call me greasy anymore because I took 4 showers today."

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"I want to go on Survivor for two reasons...: 1. to win... 2. to find true love..."

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"I wish keys didn't fly!"

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"You know what's dumb? That there's a goddamn b in dumb."

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"Wow! I had less grease than everybody at prom."

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"I just bought six dollars worth of McDonald's... In dimes." #change #homeless

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"People are gonna think I'm homeless now..." #LiveTweet

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"You're one hell of a kid"

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"Mayo, how can you do that? I can't eat a bagel with batting gloves on!"

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"I love it when Colby bites me.. He really means it."

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"Don't disrespect me, bro."