monochrome

i placed 2 red pixels in r/place

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Mustafa @oprydai]

i often think about this…

[Sam Altman @sama]

our older kid put two words together for the first time and i am approximately as amazed by this cognitive feat as i am by GPT-5.6 discovering new math

[々 @ayospawned]

plenty of fish in the sea, but i wanted that fish. i really like that fish.

[james @midnightbobarun]

@growing_daniel I can't believe we may never have another pre-gpt Twilight, or any other such great literary works where the writer hand-crafted slop with such loving artisanal devotion

[autist @litteralyme0]

when ur S-tier friend group wants to hang out but you already made plans with ur C-tier friend group

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

It took America 215 years to go from muskets to the B2 stealth bomber

[sophie @netcapgirl]

fable 5 when you ask it for the bedtime story your grandma used to tell you about enriching uranium

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

local model? oh you mean my wife

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

“I skipped the song because intro was too long”

[vas @vasuman]

If you’re 20-30 years old and your inner circle isn’t discussing:

- claude tag
- agentic loops
- the permanent underclass
- mcps
- llama 5

Congrats you’re in the right circle

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

It’s crazy how we found a way to purify literal rocks into 99.9999999% pure silicon, then have magicians pull it into crystals, then etch a trillion little runes on it, put some electricity into it, and now it has 130 IQ

and the most common thing to do with this miracle is email

[azrael @azraeldata]

@BasedBiohacker People say drugs should be legal if you're >130iq

It already is!

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just met a girl whose dad owns an air conditioning business