leo 🏒 in the trenches

leo. gay trans man. he/it. 26. dumb kinnie. worlds laziest cosplayer.

icon by @spicynoon

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@pidgesnsfw101 listen if my man had tits like that i would be looking too

[young hot ebony. @yonnitsunami]

does anyone else secretly feel disconnected from everyone but like in a “im lacking something human that everyone else seems to have” way

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@_wokebambi cant qrt but ✌️

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

a couple clarifications:
- i have a safe soda as well, its just not ginger ale
- im mixed, but not wasian
- i figure skated, but never played hockey

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

oh boy

[hudson williams love @hudsonwlove]

SHANE HOLLANDER BINGO

What do you have in common with Cosmopolitan’s No. 1 Hottest Man in the NHL? 🤭💙

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@RIVALKEITH AND SOMEHOW STILL NO BINGO

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@snoopyilya BINGO

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@Shanebug2481 i will always say this: if these people see your own adult lived experiences as “childish”, thats on them.

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

right, what was i thinking. of course

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

should i do one of those bingo things

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Send this to your crush.

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Autism pros: I will love you with a specificity and consistency that will ruin generic love for you permanently.

Autism cons: I will also notice the 3% shift in your tone from Tuesday to Wednesday and spend the next four hours running diagnostic checks on what it means and whether I caused it. I did not cause it. I will not be able to confirm that for some time.

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@tonedeafandh0t im autistic so take this with a grain of salt, but i think the “correct” response here is for shane to invite ilya to find out

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@minrozanov GOD I HOPE SO

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

troy this, harris that. what about mr neck-neck???? i better see that damn giraffe witness his father in unspeakable scenarios

[leo 🏒 in the trenches @monodramatic_]

@minterelle genuinely this is like the peak autistic shane moment for me. the way they cut the cameras and the mask immediately drops off, the way hes too overstimulated to even lower his arm right away

[Madeline @FeminisMadeline]

One time in college my friend was playing quarters and kept sticking quarters in her bra and she went to hookup with a guy in the bathroom and didn’t think about it and when he took her bra off all the coins fell out and she somehow had the comedic timing to yell: “you won!”