Mrs. Monogram

wifey : college graduate : recovering cherry coke addict with a passion for crafting - B👨🏻‍⚕️ R🏀👦🏼 E🎀👶🏼 C🐕

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

I kicked infertility’s stupid ass once.. I know I can do it again. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

My right boob is worthless 🙃

[C ☘️ @HaaaaaveYouMetC]

we really went from “its not FDA approved, why would we trust it??” to “do you know what kind of garbage/chemicals the FDA approves?? why would we trust them??” real fast, huh?

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

We’ve lost our roomba- I have zero idea where it went and we’ve been gone for 4 days so it’s stuck somewhere dead & won’t connect to the app 🙃

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

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[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

Quote this with a pic of when you were 18 & then currently 🥰 the platinum blonde, colored contacts, & fake lashes phase 🤣

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

@CoffeeTeachWine Seriously so annoying 😩 I’ve been checking one of my orders for like 4 days still in “pre-transit” I’m too impatient for this

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

Every night after I put Rhett to bed I would watch the monitor for at least hour- then I would check it about 1800 more times before I finally dozed off cause I never knew when he was gonna try and climb into her crib & it literally takes him 2 minutes. Tonight I feel so relaxed

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

Today we took down Eloise’s crib 🥺 she’s still young to be in a toddler bed imo (8 mo) but my anxiety was so high w/ Everett crawling in and out of her crib most nights. So we dug out our Montessori house bed & Tonight they fell asleep in it together - my heart is exploding 🥰

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

For everyone screaming “We need to focus on preventative medicine in this country,” I’d like to introduce you to masks and vaccines.

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

The only good thing about me being done nursing soon is I can wear all my dresses again 🥰

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

In another life I would be a teacher and I would wear all these cute dresses 🥰

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

So I always do weekly gratitude posts on Instagram & I looked back through them today & realized I wouldn’t have half the little things on there if it wasn’t for some other hard moments & now I’m crying at work 😭 like just so damn grateful

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

@CoffeeTeachWine This is the sweetest thing I’ve read all day 🤍 🥺

[Cesca Major @CescaMajor]

Struggling to be polite in response to the question, “but how do you juggle it all?” Because actually with an edit I am desperate to lose myself in, a husband working long days, often including weekends, and three kids under 5 - it is hard. And the answer is always..

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

@wifed_first Thursday night we always do burgers or bbqs

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

I woke up at 5am with a clogged milk duct & I’m terrified I’ll get mastitis again 🥲 and of course baby girl decides to sleep in so here I am hand pumping cause I left my pump at work cause I never use it anywhere else anymore. It’s just the perfect storm

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

Without everyone helping us out with childcare the past 3 weeks life would have been shambles. I literally have no idea how we would have done it between Bs surgery, our daycare being closed, & B not being able to carry the kids, life has already been more chao than I prefer

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

A neighbor watched the kids all day today pretty short notice -I gave her a check & thanked her this morning-when B picked them up her husband ripped up the check&said they were happy to help & I’m just so incredibly thankful for the village we have ❤️

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

Watching the olympics tonight I said “let’s go U-S-A!” Rhett started clapping and goes “let’s go S-T-U-V!” 🤣

[Mrs. Monogram @monogram_miss]

My son is crying cause I put him in timeout for 1 minute but his favorite number is 3 so he wants a 3 minute timer instead 🤣