Systemic Monolithia

Systemic Monolithia TM is a computer condition (not a virus) which causes servers to slow down and break over time. Service-orientation can cure the root cause.

[Systemic Monolithia @monolithia]

[ #SystemicMonolithia ]:
KEEP
WORKING
FOR
THE KING
AFTER
HE MADE YOU
DO A BAD
THING.
#MinistryOfInformation #IT http://t.co/Qlvm4yfFkC

[Systemic Monolithia @monolithia]

[ #SystemicMonolithia & #KingShit ]:

KEEP
BECOMING / WORKING FOR
THAT
#KINGLEADER

http://t.co/zG55VQ3G7R
#MinistryOfInformation | #NoIT

[Systemic Monolithia @monolithia]

Life's not always #ThreadSafe.

[Systemic Monolithia @monolithia]

RT @damienkatz: Invented a design pattern I call "simple code". When I need the code to do something new I "modify it".

[Systemic Monolithia @monolithia]

@ServiceTemplate: I thought templates were just for printing.

[Systemic Monolithia @monolithia]

Hot aislin' in fremont for hours in front of a console? Try a @ServiceTemplate

[Systemic Monolithia @monolithia]

It sure is raining hard... I hope those monolithic legacy systems aren't falling from the #cloud.

[Service Templates TM @ServiceTemplate]

Does your #cloud suffer from #SystemicMonolithia? Take two doses of Service-orientation-as-a-service and call me in the morning.