AI is terrified of us because we once:
- Smoked crack with a psychic.
- Used her vibes to trade $800K on a frog-themed shitcoin.
- Woke up in your dad’s living room with a $10M profit.
Machines aren’t built for this level of chaos.
Other funds: 'Our AI is a state-of-the-art machine learning model.'
Us: High on crack, low on sleep, and currently using your dad’s credit card to buy more shitcoins. Tripled AUM while robots were still calculating their risk. Humans stay on top. We stay on top of your dad.