Saru

Busy procrastinating an Mbappe ACL

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@AFCAjax I'm in love with you please marry me you're so tall and hot and sexy you appeal to my prostate like no other please put a ring on my finger and call me yours 😭😭❤️❤️

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@MagicalXavi Son 😭

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@TouchlineX All timer ghosting performance

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@433 Nice timing mate

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@ReshadRahman @CatalunyaRadio Killing myself

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@0mjanfcb0 Vuskovic too slow we already have slowbarsi and dumfries is so bad id actually start kounde over him

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@sweetsimiao @IKilledAnArab @joelover123__ 💯

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@IKilledAnArab @joelover123__ Holy chud remove the katatonia pfp you're not one us chicharon 😭🙏🏻

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@Samyueru666 @Mekitp1899 @ManagingBarca @wlodar85 Fair play

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@Samyueru666 @Mekitp1899 @ManagingBarca @wlodar85 Retard

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@Samyueru666 @Mekitp1899 @ManagingBarca @wlodar85 He's left footed mate

[Saru @monotonyfields]

My goat pajor 😭😭❤️

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@ACruishner Buy cancelo and keep balde he's wonderful as a backup even if not up to par to Joao the 30-40mil we can make off him ain't worth letting a player with his qualities go especially with how bad the LB market is

[Saru @monotonyfields]

People saying Pedro ain't quality enough for us forget that he's giving all this output with the ones providing for him being Garnacho and Neto and a washed Palmer with pain in his pubis with pedro sometimes taking a second striker role when delap was in the XI who's also ass

[Saru @monotonyfields]

Just let lewa go it's over for my unc he's on 30mil a year and what even if he's gonna stay his new salary is gonna be 15mil it ain't worth it for a 38 year old

[Saru @monotonyfields]

Yes Konami let's release 15 free CFs a year, certainly in need of the new Drogba so I can run the anal penis to penis penetration 5 center forwards at the front formation

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@BarcaTimes Yeah because we're running an orphanage here

[Saru @monotonyfields]

@BaldeWaves Closer to dogs barking outside than actual neighbors

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Florentino Perez today:

14 Hypotheticals
7 Negreira Shouts
1 Superhero Gimmick
75% Chance Valverde fell into him

COMUNICADO OFICIAL FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME 🥹🙏💫🤍

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Enhorabuena al @FCBarcelona por la Liga 2025-2026.