Mike Holdsworth

Developer, Designer, Process & Gadget Guy. Founder of FlockData - NonSQL data integration service.

[Mike Holdsworth @monowai]

@louistheroux @SpotifyUK @CraigDavid Can’t argue with Solid Gold Hits ‘73 can you? https://t.co/RjIakGBthD wakka doo wakka day

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Enterprise progress is most commonly blocked by a password and a process

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@FryRsquared - I just rotated my wobbly table. It worked! Tx 🤗

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@Exampled_GoD @BungieHelp Rarely do large scale game companies use modern software engineering techniques. By not practicing Continuous Integration and test automation, problems move into production. If this theme piques your interest, check out https://t.co/wsrH3kljG6

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@cypherfox @MichaelPesin @alexxubyte I’ve often thought a PowerPoint compiler was the missing piece of the architectural puzzle 😉

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@ErinWilliams5 @SuccubiScarlett @MatthewHootonNZ @1NewsNZ @NewshubNZ The lottery was terrible. My ticket purchase created an MIQ slot I’d never get Whole thing should have been run by AirNZ who understand processes.

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@williamson_nz It was a lottery no doubt. A simple persistent queue/ticket system would have been a significantly better implementation

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@medickinson @sam68mata In the documentary movie on the life of Valarie Taylor, she discusses her role as a consultant for Jaws. It’s a good watch - the doco

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You know you’re #banking with #HSBC when you’re couriered a 3 page user manual to register and login to their website. #userexperience #fail

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Would the president kindly Preside and not Prescribe?

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@Blackjack675g @BungieHelp All day for me...

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One white noise track and I’m doomed to a future of crystal waving music. The future would be very remedial if all AI were as smart as the @Spotify Discovery algorithm.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

This is amongst the most illogical thing I’ve ever seen. In order to prevent the spread of a virus you cram thousands of people into a confined space for 7 hours?

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@kennybastani Gesundheit

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@medickinson Does a sheepskin rug count as a carpet ? #culturalexchange

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@xkcdComic Wanda yah reckon @ProfBrianCox and @robinince ?

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@kennybastani We needs a PowerPoint compiler so that we can get that ivory tower architecture to market quicker. Much higher organisational value

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@susie_dent Another wrinkle in my brain 💕

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@jimwebber There has to room for social media reimagined brighter than existing platforms

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It’s health and safety gone sad https://t.co/X6w7quNwWk