Kelly Monro

Probably overcaffeinated. Thoughts are my own. (she/her).

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

stop normalizing having jobs, start normalizing whatever this is

[Noah Football 🇦🇲 @Noah_Yerevan]

You got beaten 8 - 0 by Chelsea but it's ok because you're just a chill guy.

[Ray @SirayahShiraz]

Managers take last pen

[۟#EnzoOutHive @reynachal]

commentators singing the chant as well is nuts wowzerz https://t.co/jz0AVGJdkR

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

CONOR GALLAGHER SCORES HIS FIRST GOAL FOR ATLETICO MADRID TO GIVE THEM THE LEAD OVER VALENCIA!!!

WHAT A MOMENT FOR HIM 👏

[chris @ATR3lDES]

please win today @ChelseaFC

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

Where did 8 minutes come from?!

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

Watching Chelsea today… feeling hope for the first time in a long time

[🇨🇩🇸🇱 @8Flavs]

The Jamie Vardy experience (37 years old with no preseason):

• Downs a can of red bull before the second half
• Scores the equaliser against Spurs (earned his team a point)
• Reminds them that he has 1 PL title and they have 0
• Tells Romero to f off

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

Noah Kahan at the Bridge for Chelsea-Man City 🤩

#TheKickOff

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

looked at the inside of the cap of my water bottle i am horrified

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇸 Mauricio Pochettino becomes the new USMNT manager, leading the US to World Cup 2026.

After contacts with several managers, former Chelsea and Spurs head coach says yes to proposal and project, as per reports in US overnight.

Poch’s back. 🤝🏻

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

this is brutal and highlights an underlying shit show

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Conor Gallagher, on his way back to London, on private flight now!

Chelsea wanted him to return as Atlético deal still in stand-by. 🛫

All done between Conor/Atléti, medical and documents included… but no final signatures from Atléti.

↪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Story remains open.

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

stopping myself from doomscrolling by writing very inaccurate analyses of activity from my favorite sports teams (chelsea fc, oilers, orioles)

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

Tried to use Ancestry dot com to make a family tree of the pantheon for my worldbuilding and it told me I had too many incestuous connections and wouldn't let me input past 45 entries 🙃🙄

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

@Madness99Marsh

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

Explaining the six generations and 95 divine entities for a novel I'm writing to my lovely and very concerned boyfriend

[Kelly Monro @monromunroe]

@ColtonColtoff I want this for me