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[MM @monster319]

If I agree that my name is short for megatron it will blow my cover

[MM @monster319]

The Karen Hill I will die on today: if you see a dog and just their owner in a community dog park, no other dogs-just the one, and you decide to bring your dog in without asking if the dog is friendly, I will forever write you off as a bad pet parent.

[MM @monster319]

Hey 2021, go fuck yourself!

[MM @monster319]

Here’s to being bored and finding 100 screenshots of your ex being toxic. Hindsight is amazing.

[MM @monster319]

At this point we’re probably going to get a second stimulus before we get these election results #ElectionResults2020 #Stimuluscheck

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[MM @monster319]

#BighornFire #wildfire

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

If YOU don’t understand why ALL these people are Revolting. You’re possibly part of the problem..

[MM @monster319]

Well, I guess I’m back at this nonsense for a little bit. #latenightchoices #nightshiftproblems

[MM @monster319]

@AzRepublicans if you don’t think it’s ignorant to leave me a VM talking about Dems killing jobs and mobs, but literally have people mailing pipe bombs and Neo-Nazis rally in your name, then we have a bigger problem here....#MAGABomber #VoteEmOut #VoteForOurLives #NeoNazis

[MM @monster319]

@Dudenelle @_BrianaDejesus @TheAshleysRR But he can fill those skreets with uppacuts

[MM @monster319]

@_BrianaDejesus @Dudenelle @TheAshleysRR Just remember JE don’t care & she’ll sell some bs on you for 1/16 of a penny per click 😂

[MM @monster319]

@_BrianaDejesus @Dudenelle @TheAshleysRR It’s “fake,” but you won’t deny that he pulled out a knife while stupid intoxicated?!? Kay girl. You do you.

[MM @monster319]

@RiverC_Official @TheAshleysRR Of course that was his nickname. He seems like a real delight

[MM @monster319]

@Fetal_Mistake @jenellousofwhat When you have a campaign about polluting the oceans and beaches by putting actual trash on the beach

[MM @monster319]

@TheAshleysRR this gem of a creature from judge Judy needs to be featured on a bad tattoo Friday

[Irin Carmon @irin]

"Free birth control" is also incorrect. "Included in the plan you already pay for" is more accurate.

[MM @monster319]

My grandparents are nuts. #hurricaneirma2017 #VeniceFL

[MM @monster319]

@ErinHar1983 😂😂😂😂😂 I think I have an ON shirt just like that too