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[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

Is this hell

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

An old woman just saw me buying pumpkins for my students to paint and she handed me $5 and thanked me for being a teacher 🥲 my heart

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

so many “9-5” jobs are really “9-whenever enough of your coworkers leave that you no longer feel guilty about calling it a day” jobs

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 💎 @r8dr4lfe75]

What’s it called when the bank says you cannot afford a $950 mortgage payment so you’re stuck paying $1500 in rent instead.

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

It is a fucking miracle I am alive today the way that I lack any common sense

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

@slowloristoyou I cannot stop thinking about this tweet. How are you going to pay someone in charge of YOUR CHILDS LIFE less than minimum wage 🥴

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

Are we all trauma bonded to our siblings or ?

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

@slowloristoyou that part!!!!! Ahhh

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: *gets good news*

my anxiety: and for my next trick I will turn good news into bad news

[jasz thee stalli @Simply_GorJASZ]

A cover letter is too close to begging to me

[Lamp @fujichia]

Blows my mind that you used to just be able to buy a house

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

Does anyone else feel that VC was a majorly underrated resource? I definitely learned so much more there than the other two colleges I went to...

[meg @bymeg]

i think those of us who were on tumblr in the era of nothing tastes as good as skinny feels..... should be entitled to financial compensation

[berniebb @monsteramamaa]

I miss being like 12 and not having crippling anxiety about every word that came out of my mouth