Emily

🐶🌮🌾🥾

[mika ★ @reesespheeses]

it’s been real lynx fam. rly gonna miss this roster & this team they were supposed to win it all

[WNBA Louvre @WNBAlouvre]

I need the Lynx to sweep the Mercury. Nothing personal, I just don't want them to experience joy or laughter anymore.

[Emily @monsterber]

@minnesotalynx @WNBA The Scandoval episode of Vanderpump rules

[Emily @monsterber]

@offmychestpass Manifesting the cuuuuuuutest car for you with a fabulous interest rate

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Emily @monsterber]

@quinoacat Worst chit I’ve ever seen

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

[Emily @monsterber]

I love baseball and I love these @Twins

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

Byron Buxton when he enters the #MNTwins locker room after his stint on IR…

[Brandon Mileski @BrandonMileski]

Target Field gonna be empty over the next two months.

[Emily @monsterber]

@TwinsAlmanac I’ll miss this walkup so much 😭

[Dana Wessel @DanaWessel]

Ideas to help the Twins get anybody to show up to Target Field the rest of the year:

1. Allow fans to bring their own booze.
2. They let a bunch of cute dogs run around the field during the game.
3. The video board plays 1991 Game 7 with the audio on.
4. TC goes fully nude.

[Emily @monsterber]

You know what, after witnessing the Red Panda incident, I just don’t need to see people this high in the air anymore

[Emily @monsterber]

@nosmokenomore Holy cannoli

[Emily @monsterber]

@HunterBertramTV @kxly4news Major big sister energy. They would’ve been so proud of her 🥹

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

families may have been divided but the world is united

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

There should be more stories like Amadeus that are told entirely from the POV of a hater