th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m

hello bitches and bros and non-binary hoes, I am the monster condom under your bed, have safe sex guys
(pronouns: it/he/them and you can use neos too gng)

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

What should I do next week

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

changed my name slightly

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

...i dunno guys, is it accurate?

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

10 things about me
☆ age: 15-25
☆ gender: boyflux
☆ sexuality: panromatic and cupiosexual
☆ height: 5’6
☆ eye colour: brown
☆ fav food: Lo mai gai
☆ fav game: Skull girls
☆ fav show: one piece
☆ fav animal: snakes (blue beauty ratsnakes specifically)

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

STOP IT IM CRYING YOU FUCKER

[gio gio @_giovannipng_]

History will always repeat itself

#ONEPIECE

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

guys, should i make a strawpage when i hit 50 followers?

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@impelclowns your cosplays are so peak, i hope one day mine will be just as good as yours :)

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@SunaWarlord oh my gods its the crackhead, HI CRACKO ^^

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO SNAP, IM SO HAAAAAPPY

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@JIGOKUOATH i will eat your entire crew.

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

GO TO BED

[𝕽oronoa ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 @JIGOKUOATH]

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❛ don't piss me off. ❜
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[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@impelclowns YES YES YES CORRECT DING DING DING

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

i yumeship with law, kidd, robin, and yamato but i yumeship with corazon too (different oc) and yes, im a sharing yumeshipper go wild

[Nonchalant Yumes @NonchalantYumes]

📖who in your yumeship?

𐔌՞⁔ෆ ̫ ෆ⁔՞𐦯

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

burn down a bank or something idk

[Nighttime Yumes 🌙✨ @NighttimeYumes]

✏️ Gimmick Prompt

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@mugiwara4m1l14n i misread your name as amillon when i first saw your account T-T

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

:D

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

[yume prompt]
yume fucking rolles their F/O into a ball and plays basketball with them
#yumetwt

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@mugiwara4m1l14n first impression: HOW DOES LUFFY HAVE A WIFE AND NOT ME???
your nickname in my head: millon (no questions shhh)
do i like you: YES!!!!
you're my: OOMF HEHEHE
would i kiss/slap/hug you: kiss on da cheek
date or pass: pass
should you post this too: yes XD

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

i know you want to...do it or ill eat your entire family

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

#yumetwt PLEASE I CANT DRAW BUT I HAVE AN IDEA OH WHAT MY OC LOOKS LIKE, SOMEONE, ANYONE, DRAW HIM WITH CORAZON PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU
(https://t.co/EmS7eIMRhM thats a pintrest board that kinda descibes him if you do it ill kiss you idk)

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@mugiwara4m1l14n YAY

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

can you come to my birthday

[monkey d. luffy @eastbluestrawht]

Hey guys..I have an awesome announcement. Please be excited.

I am actually Monkey D. Luffy. I am not a parody account, So i fortunately I can attend your birthday party.

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

uhhhhhh, i think it was with sasuke and sakura, i was like, 11

[Nighttime Yumes 🌙✨ @NighttimeYumes]

💭 Yume Question

[th3 m0nst3r c0nd0m @monstercondom0]

@impelclowns my head hurts but its ok because my mom got me a bag of frozen mangos hehe