Rick Monster

Friends call me Mon | Monster Enthusiast | Tesla

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Jensen Bradtke looks exactly like Michael Yagoobian from Meet the Robinsons

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Luka Doncic is the MVB of this league. Most valuable bitch that is

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Get draymond outta here. Sick of this dude ruining inside

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Does any store in Minnesota have zyns right now?? What the hell is going on

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Somebody bring me a monster

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Ruby gobert guarding jokic tonight:

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Somebody please actually injury Deebo Samuel.

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Just went to speedway to fill up my tires with air…. Had to pay $2 for air. Since when are we paying for air. What in the Lorax just happened to me

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@JoeBiden Joe, when you kick the can in the next week I’m genuinely so excited to find out who’s running this propaganda fueled, monstrosity of a Twitter page

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People who don’t like candy corn definitely didn’t eat crayons and playdoh when they were kids and it shows

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Travis Kelce on the sideline right now

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Nobody:

Sky Moore:

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Nobody:

Kadarius Toney:

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Betting on Carlos Correa to play good is like throwing your money in a campfire, dumping lighter fluid on it, torching it with a flame thrower, and then the sun explodes

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What’s the difference between Carlos Correa and Helen Keller? Helen would strike out because she’s blind, Carlos strikes out for no reason

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@thenatiking Bruh why he look like Doug

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Fuck marry kill:

Watching NFL football

Eating food

Breathing air

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I only say this because I came to sit outside today because the UV was 7

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Girls be like “the UV is 8 today let’s go tan”. Like bro there’s literally a ball of light and energy burning in space 93 million miles away making your skin darker. Grow up

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@Yfz84 No.