davey

i don’t know anything about computers, i just like women.

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i truly think that we, as humans, have evolved past the need for ass hair

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“bro are you high” my brother in christ the only thing i am on is the spectrum

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u ever be so horny u feel like a victorian man seeing an ankle

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sex but everytime he hit it sounds like the mario coin

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this was NOT. a joke.

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bought a new toilet seat and didn’t realize it’s GLOW IN THE DARK

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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

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@xxcoughdroppxx this isn’t hypothetical you got on anyways

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bought a new toilet seat and didn’t realize it’s GLOW IN THE DARK

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nice body dude like perfect tits and everything! he like me because i’m silly

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everytime we go out i take pics of my bf like i’m his mom “SMILEEE”

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me when i’m on fire:

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my old tweets make me physically recoil

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i feel like a cat experiencing heat for the first time

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you cant live life on the edge unless you constantly feel like you're in danger

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@xxcoughdroppxx yea that’s basically twitter

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skidditty do bap

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me casually trying not to shit my pants after having one (1) cup of coffee

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ur in his dms i’m on facetime with him making him take the autism test

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@moestchensbf this is so funny

[davey @monsterized__]

i want you

[Max @xxcoughdroppxx]

I think I need a hand banging, drooling, eyes rolling, no breathing, mind numbing, heart stopping, panting, begging for more, hug.

[davey @monsterized__]

just realized when i move out i have to buy shit like FORKS and TOWELS