MonsterMeal

it’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth 👄

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Feeling Beefy

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I like Xmas too but like keep it in your fucking pants until Nov 1st dude

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This is such a dumb thing to be irritated by but I was going to buy some fun Halloween soaps from Bath and Bodyworks last week and it was already Christmas when I got there and I think that’s profoundly stupid when Halloween is like a week away.

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Woke up just after 5am and felt wide awake for no reason. Ok, fine, I got up. Now my body has the nerve to act tired like what NOW you’re tired? You had your chance mfr time to corpse through the day I guess

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What is this voicemail I’m receiving

One thing is for sure if I touch I tell them

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@metalsucks I always kind of thought it was like…a reference to sitting on your duff (ass). Since you usually sit around on your duff when you drink beer.

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@IGN Cool me too I also want to be on the fallout show

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@DinosaurDracula I think this one unlocked a core memory ⚡️

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@TWRPband Had a blast 💥

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@DinosaurDracula If you were advertising directly at someone like me or perhaps people who follow Dinosaur Dracula then I would say it makes a dangerous amount of sense. 😎

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@DiscussingFilm “Oh sweet, another Jurassic World movie” - presumably nobody in existence

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Serious bit unanswerable question how much of the music I listen to is the result of much fromage 96

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I wouldn't even be opposed to a new email in some ways. My email is like....a nickname that somebody called me when I was younger which felt like a thing at the time, but now literally nobody has called me that in like 20-or-so years?

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I hate that I have to hate Google now. like they used to be pretty good and now their search is totally borked but I'm also really integrated to their whole Gmail ecosystem and software suite through work, so I end up feeling kind of trapped with it. It all keeps getting worse.

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@DinosaurDracula I found flats of these being liquidated and it was like $2.50 for 12 of them. I drank a lot of Orbitz that summer I friggin loved these

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@thegameawards Parrapa the Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy, obvi

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devastated that the kerwin frost toys aren't at mcdonalds anymore. I needed 3 more of those guys! I actually tried to negotiate they sell me some out the back if I gave them the numbers I wanted... but APPARENTLY they didn't have any. yeah right you guys were holding out on me

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so how is everyone feeling about being back to work after the holidays? goddamn was it always this busy yet incredibly boring.

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I spoke a day too soon. It's pretty damn snowy at the moment. Hopefully not enough to cause havoc for anybody. ❄️🕶️

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I can’t express my deep disappointment to see that the snowflakes disappeared from the forecast. I don’t think we are getting actual winter this year 💀

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@livingmylifeli3 that is 100% valid! I still got really excited when commuting even if driving here is kinda terrifying. The guy that honked at me as I slid through a full intersection one time didn't seem terribly amused at all ⛐💥 PLUS My current vehicle sucks in the snow so bad