yo mama

idk man im just here

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did you guys know that its actually so easy to just love your children??? not remotely as hard as our parents made it seem

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@AdriannaNayeli Sending love 🖤

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I need someone to tell me they saw the tiktok of the mom w/ the 6 month old talking down on SAHMs so I can talk about it 😭

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@_allisunshine Huh????

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Where i’m at mentally

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My two year old son’s favorite color is pink & his favorite animal is a dinosaur. He loves to help mama with her makeup and loves to play ball with daddy.
I didn’t grow his heart for 9 months to break it by telling him he’s not allowed to love something because ‘it’s for girls’.

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In need of new spicy book recs on kindle please & thank youuu

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Okay now that I’ve cleared all the pics of my little humans off here I feel cool posting again hi babes

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@_adennis8 I just saw this, thank you 🥺❤️

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Attempting to build a healthy relationship with food & exercising after years of having an ED is so fucking difficult but I’m trying so hard.

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Friendly PSA - Schools are starting back up again which means all the nasty sicknesses are going to as well. KEEP YOUR KIDS HOME IF THEY’RE SICK.

Thank you.

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Why haven’t I hit the lottery and become a millionaire overnight already? (Side note - I’ve never played the lottery but like still)

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@ThatGirlCan1 THANK YOUUU!!

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Zhang and Lemos by far best fight of the night holy shit

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I feel like a man watching these UFC fights yelling at the TV 😂

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Selling/throwing away old baby things knowing I won’t be having anymore kids is such a painful experience. I always wanted so many littles and the realization that I won’t is so hard.

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I feel like a man watching these UFC fights yelling at the TV 😂

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@cassssandraxo Over spender for my kids & terrified of spending money on myself 😂

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Hiiiii mom twitter, long time 🖤

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@_mamanic Sending you so so much love. I’m so sorry you’re hurting.

[muffin heeler hate club @ragenpager]

Once again I say I prefer Male gynecologists bc they cannot compare YOUR experience to THEIRS. You say it’s a 10 pain wise & they will take it as a 10. You tell a female it’s a 10 and they will use their experience as the baseline. We all do it.