I asked Will to pick up a stuffed animal on the ground. Instead he tucked it in by the cat. He then says, “sorry, it’s Sunny’s emotional support animal!”
Will, “Mom, I love you more than cake.” Me: “Really?” W: “Yeah, I hate cake.” M: “What about more than Oreos?” W: “Yeah, because you provide me with Oreos!” #jerk
Will, “I feel bad that Dad can’t drink tequila. Why can’t he?” Joe: “It just doesn’t sit well with me. That & brandy.” W: “Who’s Brandy?” J: “An old girlfriend” 😂
Will chose NutJ ob 2 for tonight’s movie. Joe says, “I watch 2 Nut Jobs every day.” Will: “Really! What’s Nut Job 1?” Joe: “Ella.” Will: “Ohhhh, I see. I hate you!”
He begged to try soccer and then we endured the entire session of fighting with him to get him to participate. I think by the last time he went on the field and ran 🤦🏻♀️
A few days after the frog incident Ella proclaims that she would like another sibling. However she immediately followed it up with, “but you two don’t have to hump, just adopt!” 😂
While at the zoo, Ella saw two frogs sitting on top of each other and pointed it out to me. I simply said, “maybe they’re making a baby.” Her eyes grew huge & she says, “eww, I hope that’s not how humans do it!” I replied with a smirk and ... I think we just had the sex talk. 👀