Monsters QOTD

Follow the funny things my Shemonster & Hemonster say and do on a daily basis.

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Hey @Ticketmaster - pretty sure you’re not in the business of ruining Christmas. Do the right thing and help this family!

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Hey @IPSYCare - I need help with my subscription but can’t find an email to speak with someone.

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Oh Ella!

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I asked Will to pick up a stuffed animal on the ground. Instead he tucked it in by the cat. He then says, “sorry, it’s Sunny’s emotional support animal!”

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“Mom, you left the bagel machine out.” Will

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Joe: “Our kids are going to be the first ever brother/sister pair to break their feet from walking.” #littlestonefoot #stomp

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Will, “Mom, I love you more than cake.” Me: “Really?” W: “Yeah, I hate cake.” M: “What about more than Oreos?” W: “Yeah, because you provide me with Oreos!” #jerk

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Will, “I feel bad that Dad can’t drink tequila. Why can’t he?” Joe: “It just doesn’t sit well with me. That & brandy.” W: “Who’s Brandy?” J: “An old girlfriend” 😂

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“If you hear a girl scream, it’s probably me!” - Will in regards to setting the live traps. 😂

[Open Letters @openletterbot]

🖋 Sign “RIP RBG” and I’ll deliver a copy to your officials: https://t.co/Xi7HeWKeFI

📨 No. 1 is from Kelly to @SenatorBaldwin and @SenRonJohnson #WI02 #WIpolitics

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If everyone treated this like a headlice outbreak, the streets would be empty. 🙄

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Ella: “I am penny-less.” Me: “You mean priceless?” 🤣

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#OnWisconsin

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Will chose NutJ ob 2 for tonight’s movie. Joe says, “I watch 2 Nut Jobs every day.” Will: “Really! What’s Nut Job 1?” Joe: “Ella.” Will: “Ohhhh, I see. I hate you!”

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Ella’s at a sleepover so we’re taking Will on a date with us. He quickly says to Joe “I’ll be your wingman, but I’m not buying.” 🤣

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Hey @MarkTauscher65 - we’d love it if you joined us at the 2nd Annual #paulpalooza in honor of Paul Natzke! Learn more @ https://t.co/MGOJ8W2doI.

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He begged to try soccer and then we endured the entire session of fighting with him to get him to participate. I think by the last time he went on the field and ran 🤦🏻‍♀️

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A few days after the frog incident Ella proclaims that she would like another sibling. However she immediately followed it up with, “but you two don’t have to hump, just adopt!” 😂

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While at the zoo, Ella saw two frogs sitting on top of each other and pointed it out to me. I simply said, “maybe they’re making a baby.” Her eyes grew huge & she says, “eww, I hope that’s not how humans do it!” I replied with a smirk and ... I think we just had the sex talk. 👀

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