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it seemed funny at the time.

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Bill Ackman (in a dystopian future in NYC where he is CEO of the Soylent Corporation): May I Meat You?

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MLB Pitchers                              Lester "Worm" Murphy
🤝
           Catching a hanger and getting lit up

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robot peter frampton doing do you feel and during the talk box part of the solo it sounds like a human.

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Lesbian Borat be like "My wife...."

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PAC-MAN (She/Her)

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Used to be that you could make a hot ham and cheese sandwhich. But you can’t anymore, monsieur. Because of croque.

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Jumanji is the minus world in Tron.

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you can't teach “soh cah toa” in school anymore. because of woke.

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This 97 year old diner still prices their hamburgers the old fashioned way:

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The One Where They Fire Chekhov's Gun

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You’re so cool they should put you on the Lost Highway Soundtrack.

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it just did!

https://t.co/ZPQulV2zFz

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does advertising on x work?

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does advertising on x work?

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It’s your cousin Marvin! Marvin Godspeed You Black Emperor! You know that new sound you’re looking for? I think I found it! (Holds phone in front of a gas station at 2 am)

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Twitter, the artist formally known as Prince announced the name change on X, formally known as Twitter.

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*twenty minute record scratch*

mix master mike: yup, that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I got here…

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who would have guessed the bird site would be the monkey paw

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[Mark Hoppus]
Hello there
The plums inside the icebox
The breakfast I was saving for the morn
The unsuspecting victim
Of hunger in a belly
If you took them you can tell me, just to say

[Tom DeLonge]
Forgive me
And I’m so sorry
They were so sweet, they were so cold tonight

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old ben kenobi: that's no moon
me (a werewolf, my body starting to transform back): oh thank god.

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no one wants to develop and support software for free forever anymore