Chris Ureña

Writer-Lover-Witch-Fetch // 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇩🇴🇨🇺 // 👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏻 // he-him-his majesty // ♊️☀️♋️⬆️

[Chris Ureña @monstro_city]

@magikyuri Magik is the only ethical dive, the rest can rot in hell

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@blindascent Why they insist on making Invis skins so damn goofy… 🤷‍♂️ I still rock Future Foundation

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@purrrfectly_ Had a DPS Luna obsessively 1v1 enemy Emma the whole game (we lost)

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@TheBravoLife_ So sick of hearing her moan about “what was done to her” when it was a couple of softball questions about one of the biggest housewives scandals of all time

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@RealJessica05 “Immigration started in the 90s” 🤣🤡

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@RivalsAssembled Might skip the luxury pass this time…🫤

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@RivalsAssembled Bout to rage quit playing Strategist

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@mmmmmmmmiller Why does this game hate strategists? Do we need to start whining more like dps do? 😫

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@sithquill @RivalsLeaks Almost every hero already has at least one recolor don’t be dramatic

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@StephH019 @RivalsAssembled He still has his team up with rocket

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@MRivalsHub They modeled her movements after a drag queen 🤣

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@whatbunnysaid Housewives twitter in a nutshell—prematurely stanning and taking it back later

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@BD_monster @RonFilipkowski Thanks for illustrating that Trump inherited a peak market that has plummeted in only three months

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@MarvelRivals Love that we’re getting a tank and strategist, but very weird there’s no mention of Blade after Season 1…

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@sandeep_sanmeyo Venessa’s too smart and cunning to try and take out Kingpin like that. She set Luca up for trying to flip her. That’s her boo thang even if she kinda hates him. I don’t think they’d be in couple’s therapy if she wanted him dead.

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@bounder2k @PhilipsTruthTM @Alphafox78 “The dog wasn’t at fault,” he said as the dog was led into a gas chamber after mauling a child.

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@gibsonoma Why did she wait for the reunion to ask her…

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@Ike_Saul If he was deported he’d be back with his family in his home country. He was kidnapped and falsely imprisoned.

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@lovebscott The worst men in the world are heartbroken divorcees who never moved on

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@Rivals_Leaks Devs say new hero counters current meta. I’m thinking they’re talking about divers and we’re gonna get a really hard to kill Ultron strategist