Mont3Frisco

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There is a conspiracy to mishear my simple name whenever I go shopping

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Breakfast of champions

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@abdimoalim_ You haven't met me

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Inside you are two wolves and they are both Steven Seagal

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@GoldenAspen1492 Sorry only have "What child is this?"

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@motto746 No you're fucking pathetic

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@owisepussy Y'all need Jesus

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@l_i_n_d_z__ It's a gosh darn shame

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@heyitslilylane @sp00kyadri Ma'am I'm just trying to squat and either hit a good set or have the bar crush me

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@6chezza Now you just have a new problem

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@dhh Web apps are certainly critical

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@phlegmme Just pop some nicotine and skip meals

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Poison Ivy should kiss me

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I miss the person I was before I encountered corporate jargon

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The only Clancy that matters is Tom Clancy

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I practice defensive kegels everyday

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@SillierThanMost Don't leave us

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@SillierThanMost Are you still in said car

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@liquifywomen If an anonymous stranger makes fun of me, I will kill myself.

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@theo I hope you morons stay in webdev and never move to somewhere where human safety is involved.