Louie Montecalvo

[Louie Montecalvo @monte9334]

@ginoliciousboss @Costco 7:02

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@StoolMintzy @MeganMakinMoney First like

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“Trick or Treat”

- me starting my wordle today

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I like to think that Boeing is not actually behind these whistleblower deaths and their PR department is in shambles trying to figure out why this keeps happening and how to stop it

[Louie Montecalvo @monte9334]

You know when a little kid is telling you about their toys? Giving you ALL the tiny details, while you perform your duty by nodding along and adding in an occasional “woah!”, “no way!”, or “that’s awesome!”?

Why am I now doing that to adults talking about Taylor Swift songs?

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This is just INSANE differentiating colors for a water cooler

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Wells Fargo reminding me of my countless failures in fantasy football..

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My boss and I pal’n around 🤣 god he kills me

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POLITICAL TWEET ALERT:

[Brian Anderson @AZBrianAnderson]

This @WSJ photo appears to show @JohnFetterman walking around the U.S. Senate with an automatic transcription program running on his phone ("Hey, how are you?") Only revealed b/c he accidentally placed his phone into his shirt pocket backward.

https://t.co/pFHFyiI1BZ

[totally kyle! @kylekimball]

listen to my mom and hire me for freelance — or I’m gunna tell her that you didn’t!!

https://t.co/Z8b71SBvEx

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@thebigkitch11 It has been incredible!

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In Sermoneta, Italy, I just saw someone wearing a “Pittsburgh” shirt. A grey shirt with heat pressed white lettering - Pittsburgh. In Sermoneta, Italy.

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For reference, this town has a population of less than 10k and one of their “notable” citizens is an “ex terrorist”?! Someone was wearing a PITTSBURGH shirt here?!?!

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I’m at the “running gets me there faster” type of drunk

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The bag of chips was too hard to open, so I told Makenzie to “cut it”. This is how she decided to cut open the bag of chips. Down the middle. Down the middle of the bag of chips.

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@PFTCommenter PSU vs Texas A&M literally translates to cult classic

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Is there ANYTHING in this life more pathetic than an airport power outlet?

[Jackson Eargle @Jack_Flash1612]

Got amazing partial plans as well!! Our Sip Series ticket plan is the best deal in DC. Give me a call at [phone] or just shoot me a DM for more info

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Twitter algorithm going in rn #tankthursdays @NjTank99 @BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak