Alan

[Alan @Monte_Go_Long]

@Whataburger y'all should have a Whata-welcome sample platter for those people who are just getting Whataburger for the first time.

[Alan @Monte_Go_Long]

@14Harvard No more freshmen literally everywhere #postgradin6words

[Alan @Monte_Go_Long]

Unsure if article is trying to be sarcastic #really?
http://t.co/SUCb2oIIfu

[Alan @Monte_Go_Long]

@HarvardBRedLine literally the only reason i'm on twitter.

[Alan @Monte_Go_Long]

I have twitter...how anticlimactic