chris :)

Instagram: @montechristoes

[hailee ⁴² 𝄞₊ ⊹ hobie pilled @ekkogirlfriend]

absolutely living for everyone willing to put it all on the line for miles morales on my timeline like that’s our communal son.

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"I never said thank you for keeping bugs away from the window"

"And you'll never have to"

*Dark knight theme plays*

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Representatividade é tudo mesmo

[Female Gremlin @trashgyn]

I’m sorry but women w boyfriends will come to you and be like “he keeps shitting his pants” “he doesn’t brush his teeth” “he doesn’t remember my food allergies” “he gets black out drunk 5 days a week” what else are we supposed to say

[hill. @hzllowhills]

olhando meus destaques do insta

[Akuma @Akumabat]

-considered as the perfect Spider-Man
- has the best life
- loves being Spider-Man
- killed off immediately

[turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip]

I manipulate people (be nice to them) to get them to do what I want (be happy)

[Wilfrid💫🇸🇳🇻🇦 @WILFRID667]

Quand j'ai juste envie de remettre mes écouteurs mais la personne ne veut pas s'arrêter de parler.

[kd @kdlovrr]

they’ll braid your intestines together if you’re soft spoken and awkward

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Got a work call on a date

[𝔍𝔞𝔢 𝔚𝔞𝔶𝔫𝔢 @EandnotY]

I hope they work it out

[chris :) @MonteChristoes]

been there

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

Imagine feeling Other'ed for years and you finally find a place within reach with countless people like you only to get Other'ed again

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

Imagine feeling Other'ed for years and you finally find a place within reach with countless people like you only to get Other'ed again

[dude man510 @yonevz]

It’s clit (crazy lit)

[steph⁷ ☾ misses yoongi @M00NJEON]

all peter parker wanted to do was go on his school trip and confess that he has a crush on mj and then that loser mysterio ruined everything

[frick @gofrickurself]

It is with heavy balls that I announce that

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

The ‘Spider-Verse’ films have been the most-streamed Spider-Man films in the U.S. since 2023 🕷️

(via @nielsen)

[َ🧁 @1auvender]

i understand why he did this

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#removing myself from the #narrative

[M @25mahfuz]

Gym packed at 11:30pm on a Friday night we’re ALL bum ass losers