Monte

I don't need a bio

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@LoyalBard @7OHXOX it's just the name of the guy that invented it

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@LoyalBard @ThisStupidTwink tanner stages are the stages of puberty

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@FeedRosie @pipislayer_vt i dont think there's lettuce

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@Joe_Wharram @HeavenlyyFather @crellythecow she recently got blood work and was so healthy the doctor said "whatever you're doing keep doing it"

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@killawatt1776 @HeavenlyyFather @crellythecow it's less soda because of the extra ice

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@nonejustnothing @sbigbro @crellythecow hey draw this meme

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@WindTurbine64 @LindyTasteful the joke is the fries are turned towards the woman, who got a salad but wants to eat some of your fries

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@AnthonyDeM48254 @BlueJayEnjoyer not sub 2 era anymore

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@crev99 @ScoringChanges the two choices are triple, and double with an advance on the throw. fielder's choice isn't an option. in both cases the batter-runner was passed second and heading to third BEFORE the throw. the only hesitation in the one above was to make sure the base was going to be open

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@FaithfulExcuses @lockandload50 @jowole1216 @Nyanasaur yeah they determine if he was GOING to third. not if he wouldve been out at third

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@fullthrottlebb @ScoringChanges not by rule

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@FaithfulExcuses @lockandload50 @jowole1216 @Nyanasaur that's literally not how scorers determine things

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@baseballslims @itsemilycat "terrible" he's just really aggressive. tries to get doubles out of singles, steals bases when he doesn't need to

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@PoeJimmyJ @josephbartacus force outs are different

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@MaxRadniecki @TerribleMaps i came to the replies to say the same thing exactly

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@TodaysHistory13 @ScoringChanges @Orioles @BlueJays the ump literally says the tag attempt was already after the runner established his base path out there

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@TodaysHistory13 @ScoringChanges @Orioles @BlueJays can you read? he says if you want to call it a tag attempt then he still isnt out because it wasnt 3 feet

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@IZigger77 @InalienableZen @ExplainingPhils i believe in advanced stats but ranking pitchers by xwoba against is too crazy for me

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@BigSosaX @SadeRepsEagles @KAshby411 nothing in football is an individual stat. does the qb throw to himself?

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@Cruxador @coocoo33333 @boymoderology they can never answer this