montez

flopo di baie!🙂🤙🏽

[montez @montez06_]

me in 3 years🤣🫡

[SNOWEY✨ @snowey_ls]

Maths teacher today, "so guys we are very much behind, there's no time to waste".

[ﾒﾉﾒ @lovesfutball]

“at least it wasn’t yamal” ngga fvck yamal and kane 😭

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.

[Big T @misstaabe]

Go ngala is probably one of my worst traits. Nna ka ngala shame and I don’t think I’ll ever change 😭

[Thato01 @just_thato01]

Dating a woman who can't initiate nothing using her own money will lead you back to poverty jitas🤞

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.

[Max @MaxNomaNini]

Corrona is so fucking useless ive finished 12 Dumpies and im still conscious and sober, what kind of rubbish beer is this??????

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

No friend of mine will take back a cheating woman, I will make sure of that.

We can’t continue being cool when I know that this is the kind of disrespect you tolerate in your relationship. I can’t look at you the same way anymore.

[10 @Kylian]

The Original Reincarnation

[. @Fimiye]

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

Fall back and let them lean on the ones they think of so highly of

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

When girls buy alcohol on their own you be seeing funny ass bottles bruh 🤞🏽😭 like abo Time square , sariskova , paarl pearl 🤞🏽🤣 all those cheap things

[Tricia @CallmePat_ricia]

They're so many young players better than Lamine Yamal and Desire Doué is one of them.

[buzor @buzor042_]

So the Super Ballon d'Or is not won based on who had the most, it's based on who had the best season out of all the Ballon d'Or winners? if so It's definitely going to 2008 Ronaldo. There's no Ballon d'Or season that comes close to 2008 Ronaldo; he's so clear.

[6lAcC ChYnA😎 @JustFoza]

zama go ratana le mathata a gao maybe le wona a tlao tlogela.

[bellaᥫ᭡🍒 @vamp1bella]

spotify wrapped is coming and i genuinely don’t know who to expect 😭

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

Me today Me tomorrow

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

give yourself the chance to meet someone new. don’t go back to people who experienced your vibe and still didn’t see you as worth keeping.

[#PianoGenius @KK_KingKokii]

“aena flop 🤘🏽” kills me because 99.9% of the time it is used, go nale flop 😭