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‘Of how many a man may it not be said that hope made a fool of him until he danced into the arms of death!’

[λέων @monthrlant]

Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life I've had can make a good man bad
So, for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows it would be the first time 🍺🚬

[λέων @monthrlant]

@Xarezi__

[λέων @monthrlant]

I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But, "Take me to the haven of your bed"
Was something that you never said
Two lumps, please
You're the bee's knees but so am I

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@JarvisAeneas @purukat92374 You’re leaving out the fact that it was in self-defense.

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@purukat92374 @JarvisAeneas It’s true! If they did then I wouldn’t be an incel anymore, and that would obviously be a ridiculous thing to imply.

[λέων @monthrlant]

I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But, "Take me to the haven of your bed"
Was something that you never said
Two lumps, please
You're the bee's knees but so am I

[λέων @monthrlant]

Starting my autobiography with “Back when I was a very molestable pretty boy...”

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@Xiaojie_Lovuh Man, I’ll always remember him as the PlayStation mascot. He is an icon of my childhood

[λέων @monthrlant]

You promised me you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...

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@mozgroyp Low Life is so good

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How it felt exploring the local Italian town on vacation while your parents were at the hotel looking for you knowing you were about to receive the worst sunburn in history:

[λέων @monthrlant]

@tenhusky @Audmund Who are you quoting?

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"God, if I was not made for love, why did you give me so much of it? If I am never to be held, take the soft parts of me and turn them to stone.”

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@Yusuke_420 @bigsnugga Following the path of sun and steel will naturally make you right wing

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@Meredicchio Oh so they already abandoned the Swedish Ubermensch thing and are already back to “aesthetics are fascism”?

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In an hour I shall shoot myself out of anger over my nullity

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mfw I’m North Atlantid but without the extraordinary beauty and genius-level IQ

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“When I’m older I’m gonna be an astronaut with a huge mansion!”
10 years later: