Steve M

[Steve M @montipython27]

Sun chips may not be the best chip, but they deserve to be in the discussion.

[Steve M @montipython27]

@tomhanks What was in the package at the end of Cast Away

[Steve M @montipython27]

@madflavor ... No one was cooler than Billy Paul in 1972. Billy Paul - Me And Mrs. Jones (1972) https://t.co/jJbGbuT4rl

[Steve M @montipython27]

@AskCapitalOne Enough with the Red Tape... just let me party.

[Steve M @montipython27]

@AskCapitalOne You heard me... up my limit

[Steve M @montipython27]

@CapitalOne can you please my credit card spending limit?

[Steve M @montipython27]

Back in 1998 @kfc had honey BBQ wings on the Menu and was clearly a well run business... @whathappened? https://t.co/6Tdvxjnssg

[Steve M @montipython27]

The fact that @kfc doesn't sell honey BBQ wings anymore is unAmerican and disrespectful.

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Anyone who wants to see a #JerseyShoreReunion . Retweet this

[Steve M @montipython27]

Just Had a steak tip salad with a side of French fries #balanced

[Steve M @montipython27]

Haven't had a sip of water in 4 days. #geneticfreak

[Steve M @montipython27]

@jadande is a fraud

[Steve M @montipython27]

Nothing better than a Sunday in fall

[Steve M @montipython27]

One thing about Dunkin Donuts... They are not stingy with the ketchup packets

[Steve M @montipython27]

No one has bought an item from SEARS since the 90s

[Steve M @montipython27]

Happy birthday Joey Diaz @madflavor , funniest man alive

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be alive........God gave you another day to be a Badmotherfucker!

[Steve M @montipython27]

Saxophone is a lost art