Montgomery-of-Wokeshire

Better Woke than a Twat.

[Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01]

In honour of Janey Godley, let’s get #TrumpisaCunt trending! 💕

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

Please RT or send this photo. We need this trending today. Fly high Janey. #Trumpisacunt @JaneyGodley

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

I do not understand why what is going on in Afghanistan is not bigger news. Women now banned from “hearing other women’s voices” https://t.co/TVWg85VeE1

[Saffron Ⓥ @SafferTheGaffer]

If your mental health is improved by burning vast swathes of moorlands and trapping & killing native wildlife to breed tens of thousands of birds just to shoot them out of the sky then you should probably see a therapist. Because you’re not depressed, you’re bonkers.

[Montgomery-of-Wokeshire @montsrb1]

@UnledZ @rajgarh_mamta1 @ChristopherS_DC You can understand abandoning a dog?!

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Your reminder that right now there are people going out with packs of harriers, beagles, and bassets to chase and rip apart hares.

Despite being illegal, the hare hunting season is well underway across the UK. Please give this a Repost and help expose hare hunting.

[Montgomery-of-Wokeshire @montsrb1]

@Real_FN_Strange @PoolManFL In fairness, he said “exited”. Although quite where he wishes they exited from is anyone’s guess.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"The foreigners come to our country and kill our animals"

[Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr]

Nadhim Zahawi the multi-millionaire who claimed £6,000 a year from the tax payer to pay for the electricity to run the stables at his £1 million second home, the highest energy claim in Parliament. He also voted against free school meals.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Warren Gilcrest has been jailed for 3 years. When rioters attacked a black man he shouted "Kill him... stamp on his f***ing head". He also chanted "Save our kids" but his previous convictions include 31 sex offences with children under 13. He doesn't want this publicised..

[NewsThump @newsthump]

Another day, another grifter monetising the ignorance of the low-information crowd. No, he wasn't given two years for "waving an England flag".

He had firelighters on him and ADMITTED he planned to set fire to the Islamic Centre he was outside, admitted racially aggravated harassment, and he resisted arrest.

Grifters gonna grift. 🤷‍♂️

[Montgomery-of-Wokeshire @montsrb1]

@dave43law Absolutely. It’s very unfair on dogs

[Montgomery-of-Wokeshire @montsrb1]

@MimiJ9 Mais oui. C’est quoi son problème?

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Me. I know.

Defendants are informed of their right to a jury trial not only by their lawyers (who know a thing or two about trials), but also by the *court* during the first hearing.

Those who pleaded guilty likely did so because they were guilty.

You conspiracist fruitcakes.

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@TRobinsonNewEra

[John Lewis @JohnLewisEU]

We'd prefer you shut the fuck up mate.

That's why we fired you.

[Montgomery-of-Wokeshire @montsrb1]

#FAFO

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Remember the dickhead who appeared all over social media looting Lush, O2 and Shoezone? He just got jailed for over 4 years 8 months!
There aren't enough laughing emojis in the world.