Monty

Professional overthinker|| I speak fluent sarcasm|| professional procrastinator!

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Two givers in a relationship looks like
• He paid for her nails so she paid for his next 2 cuts
• She made the list, he bought the groceries and brought them inside, she put them away.
• She cooked, he cleaned.
• She bought him cologne so he sent her on a Spa Day
• He covered every bill so she booked the trip
• She bought him Js so he filled her tank/detailed the car.
It's not about going 50/50 on expenses. It’s about going 100/100 in life. You pour into me, I pour into you. You prioritize me, I prioritize you. It’s really that simple when you know a person has your back!

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Saw a 21 year old bald guy today! Bald at 21 with no beards in sight, life is mean!!!!

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

It's actually quite simple.

If I'm the one engaging in it, there's no such thing as too much PDA.

If I'm not, you two are doing too much and need to get a room.

[David @Justtdavid_]

I don’t do phone calls unless you’re realllllllyyyyyy special and I am in love with you

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[Monty @montylade]

I might just be a good target for a kidnapping scheme cause I literally just blindly followed 4 tall ass men at the beach cause they wanted to show me around 😔

[Casper 🇦🇷🇳🇴 @casper_still]

Turned out you couldn't

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you argued with your mom and you hear her telling your dad her version of the story (The only true thing in it is my name):

[Vishakha ⭐ @MasalaaMinds]

Guys will never get this struggle
😭🥲

[Monty @montylade]

@_xxiel You need to make up for that today

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Can we normalise having people over to play games like Scrabble, Monopoly, Jenga, chess, video games, and cards while we drink and cook?
Not clubbing and definitely not truth or dare!!!!

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

I'm such a grateful girl.. I like to actually say "thank you" a lot because really "thank youuuuu"

[Monty @montylade]

Listening to music to sleep is a habit I’ll never get rid of.

[Monty @montylade]

@_xxiel Okay, I’ll ask 😔

[juwon★ @_xxiel]

You can't be sending me snaps without asking and be ugly at the same time, na that one go piss me off

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

i’m so fake antisocial. i make friends so easily. the people love me 😭😭😭

[Damilola ÌRÀWÒ ✨ @dharmmy_]

“You look happier"

Me: Thanks, I have a man with the goofiest soul and the kindest heart that loves me every single day. ☺️🌸💜

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

“anything for you baby” my type>>>>

[Mihlali @Mihlali__]

Phone calls, video calls, quality time, writing letters, texting, sharing reels and etcetera.