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[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Recession indicator

[Bradson @Bradsongeye]

“I’m 33, make $60k, have zero debt… and I still feel like I’m LOSING at life.”

Caller: “Dave… everyone my age has new cars, fancy vacations, big houses. I’m just… ordinary. I feel like I’m falling behind.”

Dave: “Stop. Right now. You’re not falling behind, you’re winning and don’t even know it.

33 years old. $60k income. No consumer debt. Manageable mortgage. You’re in the top 1% of financial health for your age and you think you’re losing?”

Caller: “But I paid cash for my Master’s instead of taking a vacation or buying a nicer car. I feel like I missed out.”

Dave: “That Master’s degree is the best money you ever spent. You invested in yourself. The people flexing on social media? Half of them are one paycheck from disaster and drowning in debt they never post about.

Social media is a highlight reel, not real life. You’re living the real version, debt-free and free.”

Caller: “So what do I do about the constant comparison?”

Dave: “Quit staring at the shiny stuff. Build real community. Real friends. Real connection. When your life is full of people who actually matter, the fake flexes stop mattering.

You’re not losing. You’re already winning. Now go live like it.”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Employment is a humiliation ritual

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you fart so good your stomach ache goes away

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BASH: How do you prepare for the next pandemic? That's part of your job now

RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong

BASH: But what about now?

RFK Jr: We need to protect our constitutional rights

BASH: What does that mean?

RFK Jr: During covid we completely dismantled our rights

BASH: But I'm asking what *to* do during a public health crisis

RFK Jr: You were part of the problem

BASH: You want to sit here and attack me?

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Hate when my tenants don’t understand the law

[Bravia | Busy Cooking @BraviaGames]

I used to think this was better than random plot portals but after research, the idea that the portals lazily replace a simpler effective method gets it backwards imo. The portals aren't a replacement for Chaos Control, they define what Silver's relationship to time actually is🧵

[Governor Mikie Sherrill @GovSherrillNJ]

One of the most important numbers in our state budget is the money we set aside for the future: our surplus.

In my first budget, I cut our structural deficit in half, while protecting a $6 billion surplus. Let’s talk about how that helps New Jersey. 🧵

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

It’s time for the return of a fan-favorite segment to TailsTube! Amy and Silver guest star to discuss the nature of time-travel with Tails. How many times will they say “time?�� Only time will tell!

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

This woman didn’t just “have the shakes” — she tried to dupe the entire world into believing COVID turned her into a human vibrator… and all of MAGA and Conservatives ate it up like gospel.

Fauci’s back in the headlines and you already know more of these geniuses are about to crawl out of the woodwork pulling the exact same stunt.

Never change, Conservative Cons. The bar is in hell and y’all keep digging.
#IWillVote
#CanadianBakin

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

You still walking backwards bitch?

What a fucking grifter, y’all 🤣

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A baby deer is attacked by a fox, and its mother arrives just in time to rescue it

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Somewhere between the indestructible American ice cream, rubbery watermelons, and uncrushable strawberries, I believe you'll find a whole new appreciation for EU food safety standards.

[Shiinxs ✮ @shiinxs]

Seeing racist comments under my art only makes me want to draw more black people.

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

> $195 MILLION **UNDER** BUDGET
> 5 YEARS **AHEAD** OF SCHEDULE

PUT THESE GUYS IN CHARGE OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND AMERICA WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

I know the whole group hated his ass

[KanaA ✨2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ @thericeboyfan]

Chi-Chi interaction with UI Goku

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

The female cheetah calls the male cheetah to come to her side, and the result...

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This November, voters will decide on a number of proposed changes to the City Charter recommended by the Commission on Government Efficiency (COGE).

These measures touch issues that affect daily life, from building affordable housing faster to making it easier to operate a small business to strengthening our City's long-term financial health.

[Nate Lewis @NateLewis77]

EVERYONE IS COOKED.... from the boys to the families, police and whoever helped cover this up. But they wanted us to believe he stayed back to talk to a chick and he drowned lol. I seen right through the whole thing. And this is why they lawyered up so damn fast.