monty

world largest micropenis

[monty @monwoni]

always constipated cuz i cant let that shit go 💔

[monty @monwoni]

my life is over

sent from my Iphone

[monty @monwoni]

being a loser stoner virgin has saved my life

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if anybody is looking to drop off the face of the earth and become local mysteries im taking applicants

[monty @monwoni]

i wont make it past the pre

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something

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byesexual. like lets leave

[jár @jarodzsz]

#FutileDevicesFriday #FuckMyLife https://t.co/Q3XaiJ7zqT

[monty @monwoni]

biphobia isnt real

[monty @monwoni]

been into sprinting to catch the tram lately, even when im on time. like to make everyone think i have important places to be, that i certainly cant be late to!

[† @swagnesian]

I hate taking a shit so bad
get the fuck outta my butt

[monty @monwoni]

https://t.co/1kYau6wFNV

[monty @monwoni]

@Biglozer24 this is a classic . nice one

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i letter box on my d till i

anyway im havinf a hard time coming up with anything else so let me know what you giuys think.

[monty @monwoni]

at work watching

[monty @monwoni]

@gen79557207 clever. nice one

[monty @monwoni]

any scenario where i could have died just kinda is like, well… i normally dont die so im not so worried.

[predictable girl @lov3ony0u]

you DO pull bad bitches if you look a lil gay btw

[犬 @not__dog__]

*sounds of water*