Jerry 🇰🇪

Don't Judge Me MF ❗

[Jerry 🇰🇪 @monyenye_254]

I'm here for Fun, Updates, News and everything 😊.

You follow me, I follow you.

You unfollow me,.. you get the idea 🤗.

[Nyambura @Nyambuscov_]

That guy tweeted and said dame alimpea at his lowest is battling kidney failure and he's sent her everything he had 🥹 Kox wakaitisha paybill, he's not believing pesa za dialysis zimefika na zikapita!
It's funny how the universe works, When you have good intentions and treat people right the universe just rewards you in very interesting ways, A tweet from a niggar she liked & fucked regardless has facilitated her dialysis bills 😂 There's no coincidences in this life, tenda wema nenda zako the universe will always reward you unexpectedly!

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Hii yote mzee, kwani mnataka kulipa hadi mahari, Thank you.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Pale NTV sasa kuna kamrembo inaitwa Nina shaban. Siet! Mtoto ametulia,haongei nanguvu, alafu accent ni ile ya kule manchester England,ile wanaongeanga namna hii unaskia tu shwa shwa shwa,nikama ameweka sosej moto kwa mdomo bwana,huyu ndiye anafanya saa tatu inanipata kwa nyumba,kuona habari. Mtoto shepu ni ile tunaita size 8,yani dress imekamata yeye hapa kwa kiuno design kanjo wanakamata hawkers moi avenue. Mungu naye kuna watu hakua anachesa akiumba aki. What a woman!

[Huduma Manda @hudumaManda]

After class 8, mambo ilikuwa ngumu kidogo. A certain teacher organized fundraiser with his pals and made sure I joined F1. Unfortunately he died b4 I graduated 🥲.
Sikuizi events zozote za kwake mimi hutokea mzima ❤️ mzima, wife yake hushuku mimi ni mtoi wake alipeana ball nje

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Wanaume wametupa touching stories under that tweet, leave alone the quotes ni paragraphs tupu. I'm glad to give you a platform to do that, I did win here y'all are my heroes for real.

[BabakeEno @BabakeEno]

Rozy from kangundo alikuaga friend wetu mimi na mamaa. 2020 nikiwa Cadet KMA she made sure mamaa siku ya delivery ameenda hosi, catered for everything adi gari siku ya kutoka hosi. She was there while was in Lanet mazee.
2023 after birthday ya mtoi....she died.
Real ones hawakai

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Kenyans are the best people man. Sometimes negativity kidogo utuhold back Na bad leaders.

Uyo dem Wa kidney dialysis amechangiwa more than 30k Na stranger hawajui, Na Shiks Githinji amechangiwa more than 3,000,000 ya kidney transplant.

Alafu defended a Burundian pale Juja.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I need a fat woman around kikuyu whom we can agree on an amount I can pay her so that I can anchor myself on her when Elnino comes we float together. Vile naona mambo kule japan hapa kenya we’re not ready for these rains akiangai,hii mitaro tunajichimbisha apa ni ughasia tupu

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Women will never understand why men will go extra mile to repay kindness that was shown to them many years before.

Men value people who showed up for them when they were at their lowest.

[Billy @BillyDeu]

I joined campus nikiwa sina any. I sometimes used to go hungry for a day or 2. I then met my former schoolmate who by then was in her 4th year. Nilikuwa naenda lunch, supper kwake almost 3 times or 4 times a week. She died in the same same year. Rest in Peace Phailet 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

But why are you shocked surely. Wewe unadhani tutakula hii Ucelebriti yenu ya ughasia? Na sasa ungeniona na ile kabuti yangu ya kuendea mzigo nyamakima? Bwana this town we did not come to please you,tumekuja kutafuta makweng kweng. I have always said it the numbers on our social media pages do not reflect our bank accounts,its all a facade,a fugazzi! most of us live hand to mouth.

Ni mtuombee njia zifunguke,angalau tupate ata pesa ya kununua kagari. Na ya kununua vaseline. We are in this poverty together my brother,I am a survivor just as you said,na ata wewe ujiombee upate gari pia,sababu nina uhakika haukunipita ukiwa na gari,khabusie mwana

[mertensraymond_17 @raymondmert17]

When my mom had cancer na alkwa admitted Chandaria Eldoret,galdem alinihouse for 5 days juu alkwa kmtc,she risked alot even alihonga sojas bana,she mobilised her friends wadonate damu since mom needed donors wengi.
Hapa njee kuna good women

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Those stories of men opening up on how certain women in their past either housed them, got wet for them or helped innone way or the other when they were in the pits are so wholesome.. Kupata dem anakutolea thuruare ukiwa chini si rahisi.. Men never forget that😂

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Wanawake hawaamini tunasaidia huyo dem just because alipea boys wetu😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The only rich Bigwig on twitter with more than 100 sausand followers is kimuzi. Ule kijana naye amejituma kule israel kweli kweli,mabom zinalipuka yeye bado ameinama na jembe anapalilia beetroot,ndio asikatwe mshahara. He recently bought 65 acres in bomet,na amejenga bungalow. Mjue sura na wallet hazifanani,his wallet is very handsome. He also found a girl there in the plantation na wakapata mtoto,wameita yeye New testament,New Testament koimet. Othrwise the rest of us have no money,kama mimi nategemea mother in law,niyeye ameshikilia hii ndoa yangu. Hali ni atari sana apa kwa ground nakwambia, de play!

[Jerry 🇰🇪 @monyenye_254]

@polo_kimanii When there was hatred against the Kikuyus, we were here saying #WeAreAllKikuyus did it mean we were really Kikuyus, or we were just trying to say we're the same no matter the difference in tribes.

Bladikasia sana.

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

Nimeenda burundi kunyolewa

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Kenyans complaining about Burundians taking their jobs is so doleful.

Unajua huko South Africa after South Africans kicked out foreigners for allegedly taking their jobs, Julius Malema asked them one question,

"Now that 300 foreigners have been kicked out of South Africa, do 300 hundred South Africans now have jobs?".

Buana they did not have an answer for that!

[African @ali_naka]

Incompetent Rulers use the Xenophobia card as a scapegoat!!