Kennedy Adams

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

Government in 2020: you must comply and stay 6 feet away from orange cones
Me:

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

@NFL_DovKleiman Sir, you coach the Browns. Get ready for even more embarrassment.

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

Oh.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Browns HC Todd Monken was asked if he’s met Myles Garrett yet:

“No.”

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

@JesssCR3 I just wonder if the guy was like all I did was slice bread and now every new innovation from here on out will be compared to it

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

“The best thing since sliced bread” says way more about how terrible life used to be than how good new things are.

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

There are heroes among us.

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

You haven't seen the memes I have then

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Aint no George Floyd joke ever gonna be funny in any setting or situation

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

@katieporterca They also don't need a physically and verbally abusive one

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

The joke is funny because it's true.
George Floyd was a horrible person.

[TMZ @TMZ]

George Floyd's Family Rips Tony Hinchcliffe, Kevin Hart Over 'Roast' Joke https://t.co/OXpGubuI0G

[John Ondrasik @johnondrasik]

When we released the new version of "Superman for Alon and the Hostages" we all prayed that one day Alon would sit at a piano with me and together we'd perform Superman.

For all of you who fought for the hostages and their families. This video of that miracle is for you. 🇺🇸🇮🇱

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

Still has more public photos kissing Vrabel

[New York Post @nypost]

Dianna Russini kisses husband on Mother’s Day as pair is seen for first time since Mike Vrabel scandal https://t.co/Xecy5eP00X

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

We better put the arrows back in the grocery stores before this hantavirus gets out of control.

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

Happy Mother's Day!

And as a reminder, moms are celebrated one day and sharks get a whole week.

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Trying to enjoy your first boat ride in the womb, but here comes Mike Vrabel's dick:

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

@TMZ Ohhhh that clears it up

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@MibshaD When your choice is murdering an innocent person yes it's sacreligious.

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

Sometimes I wonder if there's another word for thesaurus.

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

I feel like we are days away from finding out Dianna Russini boiled a bunny

[David Covucci @DavidCovucci]

Dianna Russini made a Spotify playlist called "TURNIN THE PAGE" that she shared with a user named "Mike" on December 19, 2022.

Which just so happens to coincide with a four-game Titans losing streak

[Kennedy Adams @moo_pointmaker]

At 7 weeks I saw all of my babies on an ultrasound. I saw their beating heart and them moving around. I don't know what they could feel or if they were aware of anything but I did know they were a life and I would do anything to keep them safe and alive. And you describing it in such a way is grotesque. Almost as gross as your hair.