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wii sport bitch | brave little toaster

[emu @moochilli]

my toxic trait is that i think i’m a bad bitch but am actually just a giant baby

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[emu @moochilli]

if barnes n noble ever renovates or modernizes im killing myself

[eclair @evilclaire]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother

[emu @moochilli]

ate an entire can of olives in one sitting

[Stewart Nickels @StewartNickels]

The Phish are so fucking good

[𝓩 @zzyzx420]

why tf vampires suck blood and not titties are they gay???????????

[emu @moochilli]

after the rebound of a lifetime YOU SICK FUCKS

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent center Mitchell Robinson has agreed to a three-year, $47.4 million deal to sign with the Boston Celtics, with a player option in third season, sources tell ESPN. Robinson departs the Knicks after serving a key role on the historic championship team.

[emu @moochilli]

I AM SO TIRED OF WORKING IN A MALE DOMINATED INDUSTRY

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'Traitor' - Elmo in hot water with New Yorkers over Knicks NBA finals https://t.co/zhV3nAentB

[emu @moochilli]

i got attacked by a bird today, didn’t like it

[princess lyss @throatenator]

my body is a temple but thursday-sunday it’s the second tower

[emu @moochilli]

it’s me

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

The Obnoxious Knicks Fan is my favorite genre of New Yorker by far. They are hilarious. #NYKnicks

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[emu @moochilli]

apparently pikachu does NOT have nipples

[emu @moochilli]

oops i did it again ($57)

[emu @moochilli]

ya I spent $48 on girl scout cookies , shut the fuck up

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[emu @moochilli]

feel like nothin has or ever will replace “mad good” in the vernacular

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’d rather go to hell than go to Gene Steratore

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Trevor Lawrence just picked his nose on national television and now my 9-year-old is addicted to crack